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Professor Maddox's Hot Sauce and Chest Hair Tonic

Add some kick to your cuisine with Professor M'addox's Hot Sauce and Chest Hair Tonic! Craftable at any cooking spit, this simple recipe will spice up the cold northern nights and add flavor when you need it most.

=====RECIPE=====

One (1) tomato
One (1) fire salts


=====EFFECTS=====

Carry weight increased by 500 for five minutes
Immunity to frost for five minutes
Flame Cloak for five minutes


=====DISCLAIMERS=====

This is my first attempt at adding custom items and textures to the game. This mod is just for fun and is not meant to be taken seriously from either a gameplay-balancing or lore-friendly perspective.

Due to the controversial nature of the site run by the creator of the real-life product this mod was inspired by, Steam sees his name as offensive and filters it with wimpy little hearts. The name has been slightly altered for clarity within the description but is retained in the title and headers. I am not responsible for any discomfort or indingnation as a result of visitations to his site by those with weak constitutions.

I am in no way affiliated with M'addox the pirate king, his site, content, or real-world condiment products this mod is based on. Professor M'addox's Hot Sauce and Chest Hair Tonic is a registered trademark of The Best Page In The Universe. All rights reserved, used with implied consent.