I think OpenIV can agree with you on that...if you put some hard work into your imagination :P

I don't want a mod. Gimme dick!

Well I wish I could give you all of em....but this told alot of time in OpenIV...not complex but still alot of replacement with "stripper_lite01, csb_stripper"...etc....it's simple if you follow instructions with the regular stripper replacement models on GTAVMods. This here is I think "musclebeach_01", replacing either stripper_lite or csb_stripper. Either way here's your eye candy without the refined sugar ;)

Whaaaa gimme!

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