ARK: Survival Evolved

ARK: Survival Evolved

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LATEST NEWS : THE ALMIGHTY GOD *NEW* (AMAZING)
By Boogers
   
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ALMIGHTY GOD
Hey guys! this is one of the hardest dinos to tame in ark!
First.. Lets talk about the history of the almighty dung beetle

Dung beetles, More commonly known as *Scarabaeoidea* was one of the apex predator of its time which was during the "Triassic Period"
It used to hunt on T-rexes and kill them with ease....They were not hunted, but worshiped as gods by the kairukus.However, there were two types of kairuku, "K. grebneffi" and "K. waitaki".The "K. waitaki" worshiped the Dung Beetles however, the "K. grebneffi" were agasint the almighty Dung Beetle.The Dung Beetle fought hard agasint the "K. grebneffi" alongside "K. waitaki".The war shook the earth and many other species went into hiding.The war started on 249 mya and ended on 206 mya.The Dung Beetles won however, they lost many innocent citizens.The "K. waitaki" started calling the Dung Beetles "Yahweh Yireh" which stands for "The Lord will provide".The Dung Beetles went extinct when they killed the "K. waitaki" in desperation for food because their primary food went exticnt during the war.Once the Dung Beetles killed the "K. waitaki" the 'God of Dung Beetles" glided down from the heavens above and sent all the Dung Beetles to hell to rot forever.

This is what they were believed to look like :









How to tame the ALMIGHTY GOD:

just shove some poop up his butt

Demo:










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4 Comments
ScizzorZGOO 9 Sep, 2018 @ 10:03pm 
Thanks for the history lesson
Boogers  [author] 6 Sep, 2018 @ 10:57pm 
thenk u guys for support
daddy 4 Sep, 2018 @ 4:11pm 
this is probably legit best thong ever better than converting to billyism
Loopygirl 4 Sep, 2018 @ 10:39am 
what did i just read?