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ROFLMAO!!!
We are sorry to hear about your improper conduct in our latest PD-101 'Thunderstreak' rapid assault vessel - designed for tactical insertion of specialized combat unit deep into enemy territory. We would also like to inform you that warp & warp related accidents are NOT included in our Extended Warranty - and our data shows that you have _not_ bought our Extended Warranty in the first place. Thus - by declining our Extended Warranty you have agreed that in a case of encountering a lethal mishap, ALL your remaining assets will be transferred to the ownership of Polaris Corporation. We thank you for your cooperation and hope to see you as our valued customer in the next life.
Yours sincerely,
Customer Service Response Bot #667
PS. We cannot reinitiate your clone services at this time. Please open a new service ticket if you want to complain. Have a nice day.
It's a bit bigger than it looks in fact
My merc corp sent me on a job with an older prototype PD-101 Thunderstreak, one they picked up from your Early Access program. I took a squad for a sortie, popped coords into the computer... and wouldn't you know it, we didn't have enough pentaxid to make the jump. But instead of getting a warning from our ship core, the drive jumped anyway.
I'm writing this email to you from the dead of space. Our food supplies are exhausted, our oxygen is running out, and I've selfishly locked my squad out of the cockpit to hoard the last of our water. We had to eat our cadet just to survive. I am now the last. Death is certain for me.
Despite this one setback, your products have always been incredible. So I just wanted to let you know that I forgive you. Other than this warp drive error, your products have never failed me. My review of the Thunderstreak? 10/10.
Signing Off,
Lieutenant Keystone Gray
Green Mountain Mercenaries
I know there's been a lot of items added as stock blueprints lately, but this one might just deserve to be added too! Looks amazing, and is very functional!