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Crypt Of The Polkadancer

Replaces all music with The Best Song, Death Polka.
Polka is timestretched to match the rhythm of every level and boss' music. Beatmaps are unchanged. Important note: Must choose the "DannyB" soundtrack in your settings in order to use.
Fortissimole somehow manages to be perfectly in sync[soundcloud.com] - meanwhile Freddie's just living his best life, leave him be.

FAQs:

Q: This seems very, *very* silly.
A: That's still not a question.

Q: Does this affect score submission/achievements?
A: This mod does not touch the beatmaps at all, so submission should work fine. I take no responsibility for any WRs lost when using this mod.

Q: I spotted a bug, what do?
A: Oops. I'm pretty sure I ironed everything out but if you spot any sync problems (especially if the beat bars disappear while the song is still playing in a boss or something) then drop me a comment or DM by Discord and I'll fix it when I can.

Q: I heard some music that isn't purely polka, what do?
A: Everything is intended, except the things that aren't. What you heard most likely is.

Q: ....why.
A: You should know by know that I don't have a good answer for that.