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Heinz Beanz Faceplate

as a Brit, I agree and approve

As a Pennsylvanian I approve heavily

I don't know if this is beautiful or an insult to wehremacht players like me... XD

sweet, i have something close to my pfp now LUL

this nigger eatin beans xDD

haha diese nigga essen bohnen

why

beanz meanz heinz

Thank you for the kind words, fellow bean enthusiasts - I take deep solace in knowing I am not alone in my appreciation of Heinz Beanz.

I do love me beans, they garner some form of comfort, as the communist idealism is injected into our minds through the very education we are told to follow. I, much like that can of beans, will be opened not by a hungry man, nor woman, but by the grusome canabalism that is marxism. May the republic forgive me, for I have no more principle for which I can cascade upon myself. What is to come? Certainly something rather tragic for our very existence as we allow this to intoxicate us, unwillingly. Thank you, Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy, I greatly appreciate these cans of beans, much like I appreciate the people around me, as well as the very life I was granted when I became sentient. Now, much like the can of beans I so do desire, the beans, they are cold much like my own heart, in which the numbness of curiosity has taken over my own being, possessing me with malicious intent for a discontent in the grocery store aisle, much like the discontent in my own existance.