If you're a girl, leave. This guide has content that can only apply to males.

First, you need a girl that you really like. Not only from her looks, but her personality too, because looks aren't everything you cis white male scum.

There's multiple reasons why a girl would like you. Your money, your looks, your personality, etc.


A girl might like you for what you look like. Be it your face, your body, your clothing style, etc. If this i something the girl likes, then improve on it as much as you can.


Your attidute, your emotions, your way of conveying them, etc. If a girl likes you for this reason, that means she likes you for who you are.

(I didn't have a better picture so here, have a fedora)

Your money, need i say more?


If you make her feel happy, that makes her more likely to fall in love with you.


The way you act can attract her depending on her taste and personality and such.


There's more, but you get the general idea.

Dammit i spilt my juice on my keyboard and now it's all sticky

This should be self explanitory. If this is the girl you want, and she likes you back, just go for the kill and ask her out. You can do it in multiple ways.

Go up with all your bravery and just ask her.

Just go up, tell her how you feel, and ask her out.

Sweet talk her, compliment her, and go for the kill.

Just do it how you want.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU NEED JESUS CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA SIN SOON!

After some dates, you might start feeling a certain way. You see your girlfriend, and you feel something grow in your pants. This is a boner, it happens when you get excited in a sexual way, or maybe just randomly. This means you're starting to think about it. You start thinking about you, and her, naked, together, doing something.

Sure, this sounds like me being a creep, but in reality, this is a random stupid guide made by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so why do you care.

So maybe one night after a date, you ask her to your place, or she asks you to her place, and you go there. Then once you arrive at your/her house, you two start kissing a bit, which turns into making out, and go on until... y'know. The most important thing is...

PROTECTION.

Use it or you have baby. Or maybe AIDS, i dunno.

JUST RUN, NEVER LOOK BACK, IF SHE PREGGO, YOU RUN, DON'T LOOK BACK!

No but seriously, don't run. You have to pay child support or you'll get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the anus by the goverment.

This section is for questions asked in the comments and their answers. When you ask a question, i suggest you wait a few minutes or something and come back to see if i have answered.

Q: I got my girlfriend preggo but i don't have legs, what do i do?
A: You get a wheelchair ya dummy.

Q: I'm on a date, but my friend wants to show his Bionicle collection, what do i do?
A: It's good for your friends to know your partener, so go ahead and let him show it.

Now ♥♥♥♥ off and choose Natsuki.

THat's the face i made when Sayori and Yuri killed themselves and Natsuki snapped her neck.




Ooops spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJgcbBWn4mk