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Wormplified Skyrim v.2.1

Warning! Requires a sick mind and a hard belly.

== V. 2.1 HAS NOW FIXED A BUNCH OF UGLY BUGS! HAVE FUN! ==

Welcome to the NEW Skyrim as you've never seen it before. As you travel across the land you'll discover that the world is suddenly much weirder than you imagined. The Nine Divines has no longer anything to say in the cold mountains of Skyrim. Now I am God. I'll do whatever I want. Welcome to the Wormplified Skyrim!

As the new Great Divine I've made/edited these things so far:
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Hot Goat
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• An explosive companion The Hot Goat intends to be your loyal companion around the entire continent. Because of a traumatic childhood experience The Hot Goat refuses to go inside any interior though. Because of an obvious lack of old fashioned melee and ranged combat skills, The Hot Goat has been in Mages Guild for centuries until the guild was dismantled. The Hot Goat is therefore very powerful in the arts of Destruction magic and is more than willing to train the Dragonborn. Hit it and you'll see.
• An experienced chef The Hot Goat has been a professional chef for decades and has served meals for the emperor himself. Are you starving? Just poke him a bit and you'll be full before you know it.
• The Temperature Editor You don't like the looks and the size of The Hot Goat? Don't worry, he won't take it personally. Actually he brings with him a Temperature Editor. With this instrument you will be able to change the race of The Hot Goat into a cow, a horse or even a mammoth. This feature seems to be broken. I'm working on a solution.

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Warfare
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• NEW: Fashionable Arsenal Visit the House of Fashion in Winterhold. Talk to the judges. Find them some fashionable items. Retrieve an appropiate reward.
• Healing Are you the Dragonborn or what? If you really want to be badass, then Restoration magic is undoubtedly not for you. Healing is therefore boycotted in Skyrim.
• Cheesy ammunition We all agree with lord Sheogorath, don't we? Cheese is amazing. Arrows are not.
• The Elkhorn Elks are beautiful and peaceful creatures. You think Ulfric Stormcloak and General Tullius should be friends instead of enemies? The Elkhorn can accomplish that as it transforms everyone into elks.

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Fashionable Locations
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• The House of Fashion The House of Fashion in Winterhold is the rendezvous of designers, top models and famous people from all over Tamriel. If you think that The Radiant Raiment in Solitude is a hopeless piece of faeces in regards to modern fashion, go to The House of Fashion!
• Open Borders in Solitude You can now walk in and out of Solitude as you wish without use of any ridiculous teleportation devices. But beware! The Solitude Border Cow guards the gate and won't let you through. Or maybe it will.
• Palace of the Kings Ulfric Stormcloak's ugly stone building has been conquered by the famous Kettlemen of Windhelm and a bunch of horkers.
• Surprises in the Ratway Well. Not much of a surprise if I tell you.
• Better High Hrothgar Still could be better.
• Icy Spicy Whiterun Still cold be better, bad pun intended.

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Independant Individuals
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• Slave Trader McKenzie The good sir McKenzie has been on the East Coast collecting a fine group of black celebrites in fighting trim. Now he's traveling around Skyrim selling them to rich white kids. If you're lucky you'll come across him.
• Doctor Bruce The renowned doctor Bruce travels around the country as well with his collection of sick little boys. But be careful! They are very contagious.
• The Pelagia Farm Overlord An extremely dangerous boss encounter at Pelagia Farm outside Whiterun.

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The "In no particular category" Category
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• NEW: Unicorns and collectable rats Unicorns will rape you in those Falmer dungeons. But who cares when you have a horde of living rats in your inventory.
• Alcoholism Getting drunk is practically impossible in vanilla Skyrim. So why even drink alcohol in the game? Well, now it is actually kind of fun. Try it out.
• French rugs Rugs in the Elder Scrolls series have always been extraordinarily boring. No more.
• Easier deer hunting Because of the slow flight speed of the cheesy ammunition, striking your targets when you're out hunting suddenly became a pain in the ass. For this reason I've kind of enlarged all the deers in Skyrim.
• Dark Brotherhood Questline Improvement

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