DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin

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The Legend of: The Filthy One
By ColaKong
   
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Just who is the filthy one?
"The filthy one" is known as the filthiest being who ever lived on the face of gods formerly green earth. We say formerly because of the chaos and crimes committed by The Filthy One against humanity that made Earth into what it is today; a swampy toxic planet with an atmosphere similar to venus. I guess a good place to start is when a young Sora Nakamura was a but a devious depraved child before the chaos broke loose. The year is 2076, the world was at peace. Emperor Trump II has conquered Russia making the province the 55th state of the holy kingdom of America but our story takes place several miles into the pacific, Tokyo Japan. A young muscular 12 year old boy by the name of Sora Nakamura has been told to cook spaghetti noodles in his mothers new anti-stick wok and his mother had specifically told him that rat poisoning is not the same thing as peprica but he already knew that just like he knew that fact when he has done it the last time he was told to make dinner for his family but this time he got a new horrible idea. When Yoi Nakamura left the room to pleasure "entertain" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Uncle Saiko, Sora initiated his master plan. He took the broad wooden spoon and shoved ever inch of it in his tight diahrea filled anus while fapping to get maximum sexual pleasure. After 3 minutes he pulled it out of his ass and enjaculated on it, he then smelled it "yagi no kaki"(yum oysters). he then put the spoon full of liguified sh*t and stir fried the noodles with the proper ingredients to make phad tai. about 10 minutes later Yoi poked her head into the kitchen and exlaimed "Sore no yōna nioi wa kanryō suru yō ni natte imasu. Anata wa gūzen kaki no sōsu o shiyō shimashita ka?"(Smells like it is getting about done. Did you by chance use the oyster sauce?) in which the young devious Sora replied "Naze hai, watashi wa shimashita."(Why yes, I did) chuckling insanely. "That was a good memory" he said into the darkness
ADX Florence Prison Blues
It was 2995 when Sora laughed malicously into the darkness of his prison cell as he remembers all the inhuman crimes he commited. These crimes were of course done in an intentionally filthy matter such as: attempted murder by poisoning his own family using phad tai made with his own feces and meat cream, murdering his childhood friend by pushing him into a septic tank and peeing in his eye when he tried to swim back up, pulling a woman out of a mud pool of a near by swamp to only for her to be stabbed by an ice cycle of solid frozen urine, along with 978,000,000 other feces, urine and sex related homocides. He luaghed manically about each and every one of said crimes in his prison cell for it gave him confort in the only prison that can hold him for more than two days...along with his cell mate, a sex depraved robot designed for unconsential sex which was at that current momment accomplishing its purpose on the tasty butt hole of The Filthy One.
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After eventually escaping he killed off everyone in the space gulag. He was once again free and wanted by several alien civilizations not only for the extinction of humanity and the destruction of earth, but also his history of crimes on other planets and now, his escape from the gulag. Due to the nature of his crimes he was supposed to be held in the gulag and tortured every day for a 12 millennia in machines that would make John Kramer vomit in disgust. To this end he was made immortal with the gulag giving him extremely effective regeneration abilities of all parts of his body. The process made his wrinkled elderly skin a bright blue, and turned his teeth into black carbon along with his sharp overgrown nails. The whites of his eyes turned red and his iris glowed like the morning sun. Most of the hair on the top of his head had fallen out. He was reformed to be a representation of the evil he harbored for all of his 87 years from the time of his birth to his eventual capture. When he escaped however he got a paper cut and noticed it did not heal immediately but eventually stopped bleeding.
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󠀡󠀡 27 Aug, 2018 @ 10:38am 
cool