The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Oh boyo,
let's get ready to rumble,
and you better be ready to,
'cause this rumbling is rather intense.

Originally posted by The Bee Movie:

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

If you've come for an immersive Skyrim experience like none other, well then you've COME TO THE WRONG PLACE. Get the nugs out of this hecking page before I have to billy whack your noodle head.



WELCOME ALL EDGELORDS

I come before you today with a collection of the krankiest Skyrim mods Sheograth has graced us with. Prepare your posterior for unending hours of a nearly unplayable, but hilarious fifth iteration of The Elder Scrolls. You'll be having so much fun, you may need to see a therapist after, because you will probably be crying from all the fun you're having and no other reasons.

This Collection Features:
  • Barrels
  • Some Hands
  • A Lot of Bears
  • Severe Mental Trauma
  • Several Spicy Bois
  • Some Spooks
  • Very Large Cows
  • A Complete Lack of Immersion
  • A Bushel of Memes
  • Some Blue Guys
  • Painful Punishment
  • Fun
  • Unrealistic and Nearly Game-Breaking Physics
  • Some Hands


REQUIREMENTS

This modpack has the following requirements:
  • Hearthfire DLC
  • Skyrim Script Extender (SKSE)
  • A good knowledge of load ordering or the Load Order Optimizer Tool (LOOT)


You need not look further for entertainment my boi, for your needs are met with this single mod pack.
As a great man once said, "It works, it just works."

Good day,
Burrito
Items (66)
25,000 Septim Sweetrolls!
Created by Gul'dan
It makes sweetrolls the most valuable thing in Skyrim, you could probably pay for a house with it!...
A Small Loan Of A Million Septims
Created by fozza
This mod overhauls the sound of gold, picking up gold. The old boring sound is no more with this mod. Remember when you completed a dungeon and found some stash of money, how excited you were? But as you picked up the gold it make the same dingy sound, wel...
Action Figures in Skyrim
HAVE YOU EVER SAT DOWN AFTER A LONG DAY OF MERCILESSLY HUNTING AND KILLING DRAGONS, SINGLE-HANDEDLY ERADICATING SKYRIM'S DRAUGR POPULATION, MAKING YOURSELF LEADER OF EVERY GUILD YOU EVER CAME IN CONTACT WITH AND GETTING MEAN COMMENTS FROM THE LOCAL GUARDS ...
All Trees are Hands
Created by Dafini
So, walk around in a world that Trees are now Hands... yes Replaces all trees with Hands, made in 3D-coat. Merely an aesthetic change. Realised there were literally no Floral models publically avaiable in mods, so I did this....
BABY ARMY OVERLORD + BABY ARMY SPELL
Created by Dafini
BECOME THE OVERULING KING OF TAMRIEL WITH YOUR ARMY OF INFANT(ry) The BABY Player race is found by the Player Race selection named as the Baby Army Lord, who comes with the BABY ARMY spell. The BABY ARMY spell for tother races is fount to the RIGHT of RIVE...
BALGRUUF'S BARREL ADVENTURE <^>
Created by tombombadilthe3rd
Balgruuf is blessed again and this time by no less than SHEOGORATH himself!!! (Use TGM to blow the barrels up without dying, I strongly suggest using unrelenting force in the streets) Do you not love Jarl Balgruuf? Do you want him to suffer a boring typica...
Bee Movie Script Book
Created by Arrwdodger
Whiterun Top of the Guard Barracks On a barrel Have fun!...
Billy Mays and the OxiClean Cleaning Solution
Created by Chocolate Milk
Infomercial: HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXICLEAN©, THE ULTIMATE CLEANING SOLUTION! WITH OXICLEAN©, YOU CAN WIPE YOUR ENEMIES CLEAN OFF THE BOARD! OXICLEAN© CLEANING SOLUTION TAKES THE FORM OF AN IRON SWORD THAT CAN OBLITERATE ANYTHING IN Y...
Caillou Moon
Created by DriveOffTheCliff
Its a Caillou Moon!!!!! Note: -Small Moon texure not included - data file is named AsianCaillouMoon.esp Nexus Link (Skyrim) Nexus Link (Skyrim Special Edition)...
Calzone
Created by Phxuibs
This mod adds calzone to Skyrim! A calzone is equivalent to an elixir of vigor, providing 100% faster stamina regeneration for 300s. Requirements: HearthFires DLC How to use: To cook calzones, you will need sack of flour, salt pile, fly amanita, goat chees...
Carrot Arsenal
THIS MOD INCLUDES -Carrots -Like, lots of them -It's entirely based around carrots -A dagger -A sickle -A sword -A waraxe -A mace -A greatsword -A scythe -A battleaxe -A warhammer -A staff that looks like the Illusion staff -A staff that was supposed to lo...
Children of Skyrim (playable child races)
Created by wackwii
Ever wanted to wreck havoc in the world of skyrim...as a child? This mod adds 4 playble child races to the game: Imperial, Nord, Breton and Redguard....
Desmound, the Mammoth companion
Created by ZS-Ügynök
In skyrim, Desmound is a nord's/troll's/Khajiit's etc.'s best friend. Desmound is a cute "baby" mammoth, who can follow you, as an animal companion, just as any other. Although, his a mammoth, he can keep up with you and he puts up a really good fight! *He...
Dollarydoos
Created by Judge Dredd
Dollarydoos in Skyrim Changes the currency from Septims to Dollarydoos aswell as ads Steve Irwin and a ripped roo on the back...
Edgeworth Shout Voice
For all Ace Attorney Fans out there! Fus = Hold it! Fus Ro = Take that! Fus Ro Dah = Objection! Known Issues: Theres a slight delay between the effect and the voice....
Explosive Fists
Created by Ocean Bacon
A mod that makes it so that an explosive sound is played when you punch someone. 'nuff said...
Fish Companion
Created by Genotsknots
The mod adds Edmund the Cyborg Gentleman Fish to the game. Edmund: - can carry your stuff. - fight your enemies. - can be found at the Solitude docks (see picture for exact location). - can be used with a normal human follower. - does not effect stealth. -...
Fly When You Die
Created by Jarnes
That's it....
Gandalf the Grey(beard)
Created by Scott
Gandalf is moving to Skyrim! He was done with all that other stuff so he became a greybeard. ========================= So it doesn't sound like gandalf, but I felt like adding Gandalf. ========================= He's in High Hrothgar, being a greybeard and ...
Giant Chicken
Created by Rev. Chris
I made-ed a better chicken here http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=660188788 :3 Whats New: I put something special in the chicken's inventory. kill him and find out what it is. (may require the update mod. You'll find the link above) Des...
Glowing 1000 degree KNIFE VS Chickens
Created by yakub
It's in the Ysolda's house in Whiterun. I don't know why but it also has range attack....
Guards are Chickens
Created by President Manblast
It turns all guards into chickens, kind of self explanatory. Also because they're chickens they cant really fight back....
Heavy's "NOM" eat sound
Created by BunOnTheFun
This mod changes the eating sound to Heavy's "NOM" voice responce from Team Fortress 2. Here's another "great" mod made by me. Soldier's "MINE" item pickup sound: http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=631626022 Mod image made by Papa Bear. ...
Holly Cow Blade!!!by AF<^>
Created by tombombadilthe3rd
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY COW!!! It's a greatsword! It's a cow! IT'S HOLLY COW!!! Holly cow is made from only the Finest cow seeds in all the land grown from the cow tree at BLEAKWIND BASIN!!! there you will also find the needed ingrediants to cook the cow seeds into...
Immersive Dubstep Spell
Did you enjoy the Saints Row Dubstep Gun? Then this is the spell for you my friend! Total Dubstep Immersion guaranteed. Cast an INFINITE number of Dubstep Spell permutations. Watch the VIDEO above to see where the spell tome is found (Whiterun, in Dragonsr...
Iron Swords but They're Worth One More Gold
Created by Chocolate Milk
This mod changes absolutely nothing except make iron swords worth one more gold piece. Enjoy your +1 gold pieces, you greedy sh*ts....
John Cena Sneak Attack
Created by Master Slug
Changes the sneak attack and critical hit sound effect to "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA `doodododoooo doodododooooo`" This mod was featured in Skyrim Mods Weekly, by MxR Mods....
KILLABLE CHILDREN [WORKS WITH CUSTOM CHILDREN NPC]
Created by spawnie
KILLABLE CHILDREN Killable Children is a mod that lets you kill all the children you want! This also works for custom children NPC's. Requirement This mod requires only the base game. Compability This mod is compatible with every mod that doesn't alter the...
Lucky Blocks for Skyrim (FULL EDITION)
Created by B〄F Altonator
Hello and welcome to Lucky blocks for skyrim. This mod attempts to recreate the popular minecraft mod lucky blocks. After hours of work the final product is here :D With this mod you will find small cubes all over Tamriel, you can hit them to meet your fat...
MINE Seagulls item pickup sound
Created by BunOnTheFun
Due to popular demand the Seagulls from Finding Nemo are here to annoy you everytime you pick up something! Now YOU can experience the feeling of a flock of seagulls following closely behind you shouting that they want whatever you got. Bugs/Problems Curre...
MURCA!!<^> 2016 (Original restored)
Created by tombombadilthe3rd
NOW FEATURED ON YOUTBUE BY! RLSD => https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEiKdphOMq1pUTCkxZtmX-g __________Original description july, 4th 2016_______________________________________________ THIS MOD Mades whiterun SUPPERER Murca! Happy 4th of July! ALL ROOMS I...
Man-Hide Suit
Created by FancyPants
Man-Hide Suit This plugin adds a unique cuirass and mask. A set will be added automatically. They can also be crafted with leather, soul gems, and human flesh. Wearing the mask will frighten virtually every creature in the game. Unenchanted masks can also ...
Nicolas Cage - The One True Follower
Created by UfiDog
In this mod I have added a new follower - Nicolas Cage. Nic Cage himself can be found living in The Bee and Barb in Riften, and he is ready to follow you on adventures! He relies on archery and magic at long ranges, but isn't afraid to pull out a sword up ...
Partysnax
Created by Abbyz1n
Hello all Skyrim Addicts ;) This is a simple mod that changes our favorite dragons name from Paarthurnax to the Skyrim Addicts preferred name Partysnax....
Pot Head helmet
Created by MurdermiesteR
Another Marvel inspired mod by MurdermiesteR. This mod adds a Pot as a helmet you wear on your head, along with a more Forbush Man style pot helmet. Craft under iron with a small cast iron pot. Male and female models. Credits Models and textures by Bethesd...
Really Useful Dragons
Created by Trainwiz
So you're probably thinking "Man, you know what, after Brhuce Hammar, Call of Trainwiz, and Transportato, what I really need is more trains!" and you're also probably thinking "Man, dragons suck, I wish someone would replace them with Thomas the Tank Engin...
Roblox Death Sounds
Created by Chunky is dead
Replaces most animal death sounds with the Roblox Death Sound. Guaranteed to fully break immersion....
SKYRIM DAD JOKES
Created by spawnie
SKYRIM DAD JOKES This mod changes the original loading tips into skyrim dad jokes. There are 221 unique dad jokes. Requirement This mod requires only the base game. Compability This mod should be compatible with every other mod. None of these dad jokes are...
Several Very Large Cows
Created by Chocolate Milk
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has a very nasty habit of leaving the world void of any high quality cows. Or, for that matter, any cows at all. I've noticed that many times. In fact, once, I tried to make a mod about cows, but I couldn't test it to see if it ...
Skellymen Rename Mod
Created by Eirik
An essential mod that renames all non-unique skeltons to "Skellyman"...
SkyUI
Created by snakster
Elegant, PC-friendly UI mod for Skyrim with many advanced features. All improvements seamlessly integrate with the style of the original interface. Version 5 includes better crafting, enchanting, alchemy and smithing menus and several other enhancements. h...
Skyrim No Shadows and FPS Fix
Created by D474TH3D357R0Y3R
PLEASE DONATE: "Click Here to Donate" I am doing design work full-time now & want to upgrade existing modifications, plus, create more! If you have already tried "Skyrim: Shadows and FPS Fix," and still have problems with your framerate, performance, or ju...
Smooth Jazz Tavern Music
Created by Mike
Basicly it adds Smooth Jazz to Taverns i know it doesn't work with bards I am fixing it Playing Skyrim feels so good...
Spacerim REVAMPED
EDIT: Due to no longer being a moron, I have totally revamped this mod. The ship looks better, the ship now comes in a hangar, rather than being out in the open, the book is now lore-friendly and written coherently, The ship is cleaner on the inside as wel...
Spooky Scary Skeletons
Created by Mo
This mod makes skeletons play Spooky Scary Skeletons by Andrew Gold when you get near them. #2spooky...
Super Unrelenting Force
Created by Shiro 史郎雪
Makes the Unrelenting Force Shout 5x Stronger. Really throws people incredibly far... extemely satisfying. http://i.imgur.com/wz8goMY.jpg...
The Big Kids
Created by Chocolate Milk
Have you ever sat at the dinner table with your parents with the big kids sitting at a different table? It was lonely, wasn't it? All alone, your parents refusing to let you enjoy the company of the big kids. Well now, you can fill the terrible loss of aff...
The Chicken Blade
Created by Crazy Eyes
It is exactly what the title says. It is the body of a chicken with a stick in it. This mod adds a bit more of a comedic aspect to the game which I myself like to see every once in a while. It had been a while since i've seen a goofy mod like this, so I se...
Tiny Bears
Created by Chocolate Milk
This mod makes all bears in Skyrim unnecessarily small, deal half as much damage as they do normally, and have half as much health as they do normally. Obviously, this mod is an absolute necessity to enjoy the fullest experience of The Elder Scrolls V: Skr...
Tommy Wiseau Defence Force
Created by FancyPants
Tommy Wiseau Defence Force Includes 4 summonable creatures, one of which you can ride. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Changelog: 1.0 Initial Release ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tommy Wi...
WEIGHTLESS ITEM PACK | STANDARD EDITION
Created by spawnie
Weightless Item Pack | Standard Edition This mod is a combination of all my weightless mods. Attention: If using an automatic loader, manual sort the mod to be as lower on the mod order as possible. This pack includes: Weightless Books Weightless Potions a...
ZERO time between Shouts!
Created by Shiro 史郎雪
Every Shout, Even other Modded Shouts, Will Cost ZERO!!! This is Lore Friendly, You need either the Blessing of Talos or The Amulet of Talos for this Effect to Take Place. http://i.imgur.com/wz8goMY.jpg Thanks to BrainyJuan for sharing this idea!...
TrollRim 2.0
Created by fozza
The best game modification since 1969. The best of the best. Changes the best to better. Makes perfect, perfecter. Makes bad, worse. Makes awesome, awesomer. Makes sweetroles, rollyer. Makes arrows, kneeier. Makes cheese, cheseyer. Makes people, probably c...
completely inappropriate music
Created by Sigmund Fraud
i figured out why i couldn't update the original, but it's too late now. REMINDER: IF YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC MODS LOADING AFTER THIS, THEIR MUSIC WILL LOAD INSTEAD HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: really useful dragons (aka thomas eater of worlds) adds/changes a few songs ...
Time and Space Wanderers
Created by Mewffa
This mod adds Boots to your game that corrupt time and space! Things around you will go so fast that their behaviour becomes unpredictable and funny! You can find these boots behind the Jarls Throne in Whiterun. It also adds some other neat little things.....
Alvor's House Is Pretty F*cked Up Now
Created by Ø
Fucks with Alvor's house quite a bit. Includes but is not limited to, Alvor's secret chest that's disguised as a certain weapon, a happy man made of gold, Alvor's army of chickens, Dorthe's dessert, and a few books hidden within their namesake....
The Phil Swift Arsenal
Created by A Nifty Person
The Sword can be found east of Whiterun/north of the ritual stone, on a boat in the river. I really have no clue why I made this. "THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!" will play whenever you get a critical hit or sneak attack with any weapon. Rumours of hastily made sh...
a literal lemon
Created by cheem
This is a joke. To get back into this buisness I thought it would be fitting to make a yellow man. ( because why not) Levels 1-100 Two handed lemon dude In order for him to be a full lemon take his helmet and give it back to him. He can be found in the Dru...
Playable Lemon Race
Created by cheem
A race that allows you to become a literal lemon. Mod insipartion for this and an fitting companion for this mod (is a lemon as well, both made by me) http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1252659155 (Companion and inspiration mentioned abo...
Immersive Fireflies
Created by Memey McMeme
Makes Torchbugs in the game more immersive by replacing the stock torchbug buzz with "Fireflies" by Owl City. NOTE: Attempting to receive 1000 hugs from 10000 lightning bugs will crash your game in most circumstances....
Throat Of The World - Death Dive - FUN MOD - FOR ALL LANGUAGES
Created by chrysanthes77
This is a fun-mod, it is not relevant for the gameplay, it´s only for having fun. Get up to the Throat of the World jumping site. Jump down the mountain into filled water barrels. I think, there is nothing more to say, jump and have fun! How to get to the ...
Playable Mannequin Race
Created by battlar
Hi! Have you ever wanted to play as a mannequin in the amazing world of Skyrim? Me neither! But now you can! With this amazing, greatful and useful mod you can now haunt the dreams of all the enemies in Skyrim, including yourself! Any phsycological damages...
Dorthe Is Now A Giant Skeleton
Created by Ø
Why? Don't ask me. I'm not responsible for this. The voices in my head made me do it....
Gourds of Skyrim - A Book Replacer
WARNING - If you want the most up-to-date version (with fixed spelling), head on to the Skyrim Nexus as I'm having trouble updating the file for the Workshop. This a simple mod that effectively replaces every instance of the book "Nords of Skyrim" with an ...
A Really Cool Dagger
Created by Dehumanizer
This really cool dagger is probably the coolest dagger you have ever layed your eyes upon... This dagger is so cool you can kill across the map with it, and even kill dragons in mid air! There is no such thing as a "cool dagger" that can't set anyone on fi...
The Skeletor Invasion - Update 2
Created by SHRED HED
Ever Wanted Mini Skeletons To Fight You And Each Other Into An All Out Bone-Bath? ...No?? Never Even Thought About It? Okay, Well... Here You Go!!!!! Just Go Into Breeze Home And Slash Away!!! This Is An Update From The Origional Mod "The Skeletor Invasion...
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