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finally, we have a player model of the true and honest mayor of cwcville, BILLY MAYS!

That man could sell anything. A national treasure in the world of advertising. R.I.P.

Hi! Billy Mays here for OxiClean, the stain specialist, powered by the air you breathe,
activated by the water that you and I drink. It’s Mother Nature-approved and it’s safe on
your colored fabrics.
Use it on carpets. OxiClean seeks out organic stains, pet stains, food stains. it gets down
into the matting, into the padding. It even takes red wine and grape juice out of white
carpeting. It cleans, it brightens, it eliminates odors all at the same time. Don’t just get it
clean, get it OxiClean.
Make a paste. Make it 10 times as powerful! The longer you let it set, the easier it is. It
will whiten your grout and get rid of your toughest stains.
Sometimes soaking is the solution. If you use bleach, you’ll ruin your clothes! OxiClean
won’t hurt the material -- even lace! It has the power of bleach without the damaging side

effects of chlorine.
When your laundry detergent just isn’t enough, super charge it with OxiClean. One scoop
in every load of laundry, it will make your whites whiter. It will make your brights
brighter.
As a stain remover, it’s the best! Grass stains, clay stains. Long live your laundry!
OxiClean, the stain specialist.
We sold millions of our two-and-half-pound tubs for $40. But if you call now, we’ll cut
the price in half, only $19.95. You’ll also receive the Squirt Bottle and the Super
Shammy absolutely free.
If you call during this show, you’ll receive a bottle of our world-famous Orange Clean
made with pure orange oil. It cuts through the grease and the grime whether it’s baked on
in the oven or caked on the stove. You get all this for just $19.95.
But call in the next 20 minutes, and we’ll super size your OxiClean from a two-and-a-half
pound tub to a whopping six-pound bucket! Nearly triple the amount, but you got to call
now!

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