After a good game, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We hung out for a few months and became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great memories and most importantly, true friendship.
I invited him to my house to meet. He said he would come so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I punched him and then knocked. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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