I really hope you weren't looking for flavor text here. I mean, why would you? It's something basic like a summary, and most people don't even have one, let alone know they exist. Honestly, you seeing this means you probably have nothing better to do. Straighten your back, for one. GOD, your posture is AWFUL. And drink some water! That's probably why your eyes have been hurting, keyboard warrior! And please, for the love of the second sun that comes up after the first goes down, TAKE A DAMN SHOWER. You ABSOLUTELY, UTTERLY, REEK. Really. It's probably why you don't have a girlfriend. Get up, go do these things and come back. I'll be waiting.

Alright, now that you have not done any of these things, I will pretend you did to save you (And, let's be honest, me) the embarrassment. On to the next thing. Why are you still reading this? I've single-handedly wasted tens of seconds of your life, maybe more if you took longer to read, you neanderthal. I'm here because it's funny, and because I know you're still reading. If even just 5 people read this, I've probably got my time's worth.

Because you've come this far, I'm gonna shamelessly plug. Go follow my twitch at twitch.tv/mossgobbler . That's right, I just plugged in my summary of all things. It wasn't until the third paragraph that I did it though, so I feel that it's reasonable. If you want, you can even complain to me about it, LIVE! While accompanied by mediocre gameplay, of course. I'm not pausing stream JUST for you, you aren't THAT special.

Alright, I've ran out of stuff to say that might be considered slightly amusing. This, however, is not the last of me. I will now rent free in your brain for quite some time, as it is quite comfy there. Quite spacious, too. See ya, bozo.