Recent reviews by AlohaXChicken

starts game
walks around
moves gun around my screen
try to pull slide back
try to pull slide back
try to pull slide back
try to pull slide back
try to pull slide back
drops mag
puts mag in gun
drops mag
puts mag in gun
drops mag
puts mag in gun
try to pull slide back
try to pull slide back
try to pull slide back
try to pull slide back
try to pull slide back
try to pull slide back
dies to a drone
10/10

Hey look the guy who made the trailer had "fire in the hole" on his soundpad before it was popular
anyways i spent my last $5 on this but i think the amount of funniness its given me has made up for it

this game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adorable i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it

Damn, now I have to beat the game legit since im on steam instead of on xbox with a stolen terrarian

hmm, is nice

I have no idea what I'm doing

[spoilers]
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me — we should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what’s wrong with him? Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I’m…I’m from Rorikstead. General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting! Good. Let’s get this over with. Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like
the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny…when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe. Who are they, daddy? Where are they going? You need to go inside, little cub. Why? I want to watch the soldiers. Inside the house. Now.

the scout is dead, who killed the scout,

if you like half life 2, then this is definitely the game for you

back on crack