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PourceSource 20 Jul @ 1:06pm 
>using duolicious
kudseru 19 Jul @ 11:01pm 
yeah i do, youre just jealous. :steamfacepalm:
Gziu 19 Jul @ 5:06pm 
you dont have 2 children and a wife, stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lying.
Pumkat 14 Jul @ 11:39am 
agree
Jeffery Dahmer 13 Jul @ 7:31pm 
very hard to take your I have no mouth and must scream review seriously with this profile
Symphony Soup 9 Jul @ 1:46am 
hai loin :steamhappy:
softlyserved 5 Jul @ 9:01pm 
hoi lain :steamhappy:
Zym1ck 28 Jun @ 8:21pm 
im going to kill ya!
︵djolaf 26 Jun @ 12:05pm 
:csd2huh:
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Symphony Soup 24 Jun @ 8:41pm 
:GhostFlowerHappy::GhostFlowerHappy::GhostLoveEyes::GhostLoveEyes::steamhappy::steamhappy:
Symphony Soup 22 Jun @ 1:12pm 
i lost :steamhappy:
Symphony Soup 22 Jun @ 12:16am 
Bees are crawling into my urethra, they want to make it their new hive I guess. Whatever, feels pretty good. I wonder if it has something to do with my prostate cancer. Or maybe it has something to do with my pre-on set diabetes and they like the smell of my urine. My piss is oddly blue, probably from the bleach and tampon smoothie i’ve been chuggin’ every mornin’. I sometimes wonder if Jesus loves me... I jerk off to pictures of him. I really love Jesus, but my pastor says that I love him the wrong way. I do things for the Father i’m not supposed to tell my parents... like drink his melted lemon gumdrops. They taste like pizza. I wonder what would happen if tried sticking a wine bottle up my butthole, I’m scared that it could break, but it could feel good too. I stuck a flashlight under my ballsack. I could see all the veins in my testies through my skin. I like it when I fold my nuts over my member, and let go to see my rod flop out.
Zym1ck 21 Jun @ 3:34pm 
wow
Symphony Soup 18 Jun @ 11:18pm 
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Symphony Soup 18 Jun @ 11:06pm 
Complete💯✔️ Guide🗺️👨‍🏫📜 to Horse🐴🐎🏇🦄 Masturbation👊💦💦

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Symphony Soup 18 Jun @ 11:06pm 
moved🚚 around↩️ and stuff. This is because the stimulation💡 requirements📜 for getting their ♥♥♥♥♥🐓🍆 out of their sheaths🗡️👛 is vastly🌊 less than actual ejaculation🍆💦💦. In all of those videos📼, those people👪 are just⚖️ playing🤡⚽ with flaccid🥀 horse🐴 ♥♥♥♥🍆 more or less. The "♥♥♥"💦💦 you see👁️ in those videos📹 is usually a watered💧 down⬇️ yogurt🥛🥄 that is put⛳ in their mouths👄🤤 in a camera🎥 transition💊🏳️‍🌈 and held📎 there until they spit🤤💦 it out. In order📦 to use those in most cases💼 though, the horse🐴 has to be willing👌🙋 to "mount"🗻 the device🔬, and begin🎬 the bucking💸🦌 and humping🐫🐪 on their own. This is usually achieved💯✔️ by spreading⚱️ estrus🤰🍑♀️ pheromones🌹👃💞 around↩️, gaining the horse's🐎
Symphony Soup 18 Jun @ 11:06pm 
attention🛎️⚠️, and having them mount🗻 a sawhorse🚧🦄 or fence🚧 or something where the positioning📍 makes🎨 them believe💫✡️📿 that they are actually on top🎩🎪 of a Mare🐴🤰♀️. Then at that point☝️📌 they are attempting🙋 to shove👐 their, very erect🗼, ♥♥♥♥♥🐓🍆 into a Mare's🐴🤰♀️ vagina, but there is no🙅 Mare🐴🤰 present. If the person👨 with the artificial🤖 vagina🌮 isn't❌ fast💨 enough to get it around↩️ the horse's🐴 ♥♥♥♥🍆, after about🤷 15-30 seconds⏱️ of attempted🙋 mounting🗻 the horse🐴 will try🙋 to give🎁 up⬆️ and reevaluate🤔⁉️ the situation💹. When a mount🗻 is successful💯✔️ though, actual copulation💑🌭🌮 only lasts⏱️ about🤷 15 seconds⏱️, and is VERY intense🎆🌟💥, thusly why the bucking💸🦌 and humping🐫🐪 is a key🗝️🔑 component⚙️🔌 for their ejaculation💦💦💦.
Symphony Soup 10 Jun @ 1:01am 
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Symphony Soup 8 Jun @ 6:50pm 
IM DELETING YOU, SISTER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️SISTER☁
Symphony Soup 8 Jun @ 6:49pm 
May I, a woman respecting and feminist

supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.
kudseru 16 Apr @ 6:56pm 
eating machine:steambored:
skiddy 15 Apr @ 2:18pm 
yeast machine :praisesun:
kudseru 14 Apr @ 6:45pm 
skiddy is fat :fuminori:
skiddy 14 Apr @ 5:10am 
Stupid fat ♥♥♥♥♥ :BL3Thumbsup: