hoi lain

im going to kill ya!

i lost

Bees are crawling into my urethra, they want to make it their new hive I guess. Whatever, feels pretty good. I wonder if it has something to do with my prostate cancer. Or maybe it has something to do with my pre-on set diabetes and they like the smell of my urine. My piss is oddly blue, probably from the bleach and tampon smoothie i’ve been chuggin’ every mornin’. I sometimes wonder if Jesus loves me... I jerk off to pictures of him. I really love Jesus, but my pastor says that I love him the wrong way. I do things for the Father i’m not supposed to tell my parents... like drink his melted lemon gumdrops. They taste like pizza. I wonder what would happen if tried sticking a wine bottle up my butthole, I’m scared that it could break, but it could feel good too. I stuck a flashlight under my ballsack. I could see all the veins in my testies through my skin. I like it when I fold my nuts over my member, and let go to see my rod flop out.