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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:53am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:47am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 8:14am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:26am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:46am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 1:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:07am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:11am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:15am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:23am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:26am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:33am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:48am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:08am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:59am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 8:13am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:59am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 3:51am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:26am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:26am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:26am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:25am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:19am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:53am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:35pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:22am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:22am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:56am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:00am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:49am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 10:46am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:24am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:10am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:30am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 May @ 5:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:31am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:54am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:12am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:10am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:44am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:41pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:12am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:17am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 5:41am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:41am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:53am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 1:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:11am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:26am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:37am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:32am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:29am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:52am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:17am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:59am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:26am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:19pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:43am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:40am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:25pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:00pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:35pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:25pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:04am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:29am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 4:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 2:43am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:41am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:36am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 12:57am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:02pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:11am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 3:39am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 6:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:55am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:05am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:28am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 1:10pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 6:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 5:51am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:08am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:32am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:32am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:57am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 1:54am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:13am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:23am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:42am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:39am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:42pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:10am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:48am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:46am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:46am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:12am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:46am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:26am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:13am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:35am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:18am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:19am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:34pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:53am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:37am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:14am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:38am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:05am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:58am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:56am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:31am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:26am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:39am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:46am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:38am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:47am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:29am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:10am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:12am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:58pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 11:08am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:15am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:56am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:31am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 3:46am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:10am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:40am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:43am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:34am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 6:27am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:31am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:33am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:58am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:18am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:05am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:02am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:58am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:13am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:06am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:16am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:58am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:05pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:02pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:05pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:42pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:02pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:26am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:47am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:32am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:39am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:07am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:33am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:33am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:41am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:25am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:42pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:08am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:27am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:04am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:57am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:16pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:54pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:36am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:35am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:06am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:46am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:24am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:29am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:18am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:11am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 7:30am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:04am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:16am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:22pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:39am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:39am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:58am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:14am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:12am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:20am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:05pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:18pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 7:28am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 7:28am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:36am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 11:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:48am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:06am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:04am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:03am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:06am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:16am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:58pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:15pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:18pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:14am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:14am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:13am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:16am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:19pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:20pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:20pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:22pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:03pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:38pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:08am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:11am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:08am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:11am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:33am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:44pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 11:10am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 5:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:15am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:32am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:16am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:26am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:35am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:17am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:14am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:42am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:14am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:25am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:06pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:22pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:32pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:02am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:03am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:08am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:15pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:19pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:22pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:31pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:02am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:08am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:13am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:42am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:17pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:15pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:07am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:35am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:38am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:27am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:27am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 1:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:49pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:48am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:09am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:03am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:26am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:01am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:29am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:33am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:36am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:13am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:14am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:03am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:54am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:35am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:28am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:17am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:18pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:04am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:13am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:10am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:27am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:35am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:10pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:37am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:57pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:05am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:20pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:38am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:06am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:28am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:16am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:12am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:59am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:04am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:11am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:08am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:01am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:48am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:03am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:15pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:37am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:11am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:31am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:56am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:30am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:28am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:17am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:46am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 May @ 3:24am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:58am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:27pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:58pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:04am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:22am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:58am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:33am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:28am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:37am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:34pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:02am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:13am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:16am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:01am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:03am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:31am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:47am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:47am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:45am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:50am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:13am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:39am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:14am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:01am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:24am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:27am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:46am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:46am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:31am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:59am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:32am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:46am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:29am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:30pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:06am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:38am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:31am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:45pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:06am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:16pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:10am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:22pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:15am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:08pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:17am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:27am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:43pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:25am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:39am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:21am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:53am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:57am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:02pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:19am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:17am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:13pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:12pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:05am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:06am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:28am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:06am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:16pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:12am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:13am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:39am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:27am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:02am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:29am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:21am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:59am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:24am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:32am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:03am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 9:30am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:00pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:39am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:46am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:09am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:25pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:24pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:20am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:16pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:02pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:02pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:11pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:42pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:11am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:04am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:01am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:29am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:33am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:18am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:26am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:07am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:26am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:22am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:26am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:28am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:26am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:46am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:42pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:00am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:32am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:22pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:11am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:15am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 9:29am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked