Progresul realizărilor lui Art of penis pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 8:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 9:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 11:59

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 9 dec. 2023 la 4:56

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 8:17

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 10:13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 3:32

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 8:36

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 11 dec. 2023 la 8:32

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 11 dec. 2023 la 9:53

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 3:51

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 11 dec. 2023 la 7:43

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 8:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 2:51

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 11 dec. 2023 la 10:10

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 11 dec. 2023 la 9:36

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 12:18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 8:33

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 2 nov. la 0:59

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 11 dec. 2023 la 8:19

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 8:38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 11:59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 11 dec. 2023 la 8:24

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 1:03

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 9:51

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 10:35

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 9:21

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 1:04

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 8:47

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 10:10

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 10:33

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 4:31

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 4:20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 10:37

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 10:26

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Obținută la 2 nov. la 13:06

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 10:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 10:16

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 25 nov. 2023 la 3:16

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

12 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

18 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30