Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Art of penis

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 8:14am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 9:50am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 11:59am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 9 Des 2023 @ 4:56am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 8:17am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 10:13am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 3:32am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 8:36am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 11 Des 2023 @ 8:32am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 11 Des 2023 @ 9:53am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 3:51am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 11 Des 2023 @ 7:43am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 8:28am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 2:51am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 11 Des 2023 @ 10:10am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 11 Des 2023 @ 9:36am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 12:18pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 8:33am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2024 @ 12:59am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 11 Des 2023 @ 8:19am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 8:38am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 11:59am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 11 Des 2023 @ 8:24am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 1:03am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 9:51am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 10:35am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 9:21am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 1:04am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 8:47am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 10:10am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 10:33am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 4:31am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 4:20am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 10:37am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 10:26am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2024 @ 1:06pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 10:11am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 24 Nov 2023 @ 10:16am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2023 @ 3:16am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

12 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

18 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30