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BURGER KING
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper,
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,
I rule this day.

Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,
It's OK if I don't want that,
Impossible or bacon Whopper,
Any Whopper my way.

You rule, you're seizing the day,
At BK, have it your way.

You rule!

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In a truncated, remixed version of the song (that is so graciously looking out for your wallet), the lyrics go a little something like this:

Eat like a king who's on a budget,
Three tasty options, fries, drink and nuggets,
All for five bucks — wait, that can't be right.
Just confirm that that's the real price.

At BK, have it your way.

You rule!