If you're feeling blue or you're seeing red
If what's on your mind's what's on your head
Who wants to battle when there's catalogues
Of hats to browse instead?
It's not how far you push the cart
What matters is the noble art
Of dressing heads in dandy threads
To wear whilst you are blown apart
If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well, have we got the game for you
No, there isn't any greater military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who's
The most fashionable faction in TF2

If you're feeling blue or you're seeing red If what's on your mind's what's on your head Who wants to battle when there's catalogues Of hats to browse instead? It's not how far you push the cart What matters is the noble art Of dressing heads in dandy threads To wear whilst you are blown apart If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well, have we got the game for you No, there isn't any greater military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2