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Swinger

Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:51pm

I Have Never Lost A Melee

Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 7:34pm

Shooter

Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:45pm

Hey, That's Mine!

Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 11:12pm

Have A Nice Trip

Fall to your death
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:34pm

Oops, Did That Hurt?

Cause an assisted suicide
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:26pm

Captain

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 11:16pm

Skirmisher

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:52pm

I Shall Smite Thee!

Kill 5 enemies in a single life
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 11:11pm

I Shall Feast On Your Bones!

Kill 10 enemies in a single life
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 8:18pm

Anger Management

Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:54pm

Mouse Trap

Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:44pm

Trapped Mouse

Die in one of the traps in Temple that was triggered by an enemy
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:32pm

I'm Burnin' For You

Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 5:03pm

The Last Supper

Die shortly after picking up a food pickup
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:13pm

Goldmember

Capture three chests in one life in Booty
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 11:09pm

First Blood

Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:19pm

Parrot Killer

Kill 5 enemy parrots
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:09pm

Weakling!

Die from Berserker rage
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:10pm

I Wish To Register A Complaint!

Parrot dies within 1 second of release
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:25pm

I'll Be Blunt

Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:49pm

Some Friend You Are

Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:26pm

Superior Messiah

Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:03pm

Mine's Better

Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:52pm

I Be Unstoppable!

Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 8:23pm

One Man Army

Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:37pm

Boom, Headshot!

Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:23pm

El Lobizon

Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:57pm

Crack Rabbit

Jackrabbits are close cousins of Jack the donkey
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 8:19pm

Pitchin' A Tent

They just thought you were happy to see them
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:52pm

Mind Your Own Business

Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:03pm

You're Not So Special

Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:41pm

999th Way To Die

Kill an enemy by using a gate
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:44pm

Tree Hugger

Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:44pm

Less Is Moorish

Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 8:01pm

War Has Changed

Dominate an enemy Archer
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 8:12pm

Ghosting

Capture 2 chests in one life without damaging any enemies in between
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 6:59pm

2 Fast 2 Furious

Kill one of each enemy class using mainly your stiletto without taking any damage
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:43pm

Assassin

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as an Assassin
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 4:54pm



I'm A Mighty Pirate!

Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
192 / 1,000

Valhal Awaits Me!

Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
245 / 1,000

Knights Of Ni!

Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
275 / 1,000

My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated

Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
290 / 1,000

Melee God

Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
290 / 5,000

Know How To Aim

Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
170 / 200

Keep The Distance

Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
170 / 1,000

Ranged Whore

Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
170 / 5,000

My Precious!

Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
1 / 50

A Chest To Die For

Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them

Ungrateful

Kill a Developer or Tester

Biting The Hand That Feeds

Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
0 / 10

A Worthy Sacrifice

Die to a Developer or Tester

Dr. Kevorkian

Cause 100 assisted suicides
15 / 100

Berserker

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker

Huscarl

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl

Gestir

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir

Archer

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer

Heavy Knight

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight

From Davy Jones' Locker

Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
4 / 5

Hero Kill

Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups

Tricky Shot

Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
3 / 5

Part O' The Crew

Joined the PVKII Official Game Group

Otzi The Iceman

Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral

Got A Crush On You

Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral

This Is Sparta!

Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them

Madoff With The Chest

Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way

Capitalism

Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)

Heart Of Gold

Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)

This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things

Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
3 / 30

Pop, Lock, And Drop It!

Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield

You Shall Not Pass!

Defend territories from enemies 15 times
0 / 15

Immaculate Immortals

Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)

Sand Blasted

Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)

Parrot Murderer

Kill 100 enemy parrots
69 / 100

Enemy Of PETA

Kill 1000 enemy parrots
69 / 1,000

Crusader

Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
2,787 / 1,000,000

Get To The Choppa

Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special

Only Got One Stone

Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword

Block N' Poke

As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
1 / 25

Legolas

Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds

Robin Hood

Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft

Cornish Game Hen

Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
1 / 15

It's Like Weakness Water Three!

Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special

Butterknifed!

Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
0 / 25

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
15 / 100,000

Chop Chop

Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
5 / 200

Lawnmower

Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
39 / 100

Iron Clad Axemower

Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
4,494 / 100,000

Angry Bare Shirt

Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special

Shish Kebab!

Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
7 / 15

Souvlaki

Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special

Puppeteer

Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
0 / 5

Agrianian Javelineer

Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft

Pride of Odin

The pointy end goes into the other man
2,843 / 1,000,000

A True Hooker

Kill 100 enemies with the hook
0 / 100

Captain Blackbeard

Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
2,666 / 1,000,000

POW, Right In The Kisser!

Kill 5 enemies with the punch

Pecker Of Doom

Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
0 / 75

I Has A Parrot

Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
0 / 25

Parrot Frenzy

Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life

Great Balls Of Fire

Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special

Axed By The Arc

Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft

Do The Hot Sauce

Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special

Well Rounded

As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life

Why Did I Bother Lighting That?

Kill an enemy with a tossed keg

Keg Stand!

Kill 2 enemies with a single keg

Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch

Kill 4 enemies with a single keg

Keg Whore

Kill 500 enemies with the keg
2 / 500

Did I Do That?

Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special

Traveler

Play at least one full round on a custom map

In Good Company

Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team

Final Strike

Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)

Black Powder Finish

Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss

Hollywood Physics

Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
0 / 5

The Chosen One

Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)

Sharing Is Caring

Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
0 / 10

So, Come Take A Drink...

Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
490 / 10,000

Ye Scurvy Dog

Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol

Sword At A Gunfight

Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
0 / 10

Meat Carver

Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life

Clay Pigeon

Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
1 / 20

Sharpshooter

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter

Head Hunter

Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
7 / 50

Billy The Kid

Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds

Ringing Bells

Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
0 / 10

Sniper Elite

Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft

Age Of Gunpowder

Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
1,263 / 100,000

Gunslinger

Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life

Powder Party

Kill 2 enemies with a single rifle special

Cling, Clang, Clunk!

Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life

One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla

Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
16 / 1,000

Axes Of Evil

Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
0 / 100

Equal Opportunity Eviscerator

Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe

Belle Of The Ball

Don't drop the soap

Woodsman

Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
204 / 100,000

I'm Too Old For This

Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life

Retirement Fund

Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
2 / 100

Seaxmachine

Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
2 / 50

Mad Jack Churchill

Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword

Pris De Fer

Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
0 / 100

Blitzkrieg

Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer
0 / 250

Phluck You!

Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
0 / 75

Time Of Need

Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
1 / 5

Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!

Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
192 / 100,000

By Odin's Beard!

Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
245 / 100,000

For King And Country!

Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
275 / 100,000

True Secret Of Sword Fighting

Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
0 / 10

Parlor Tricks

Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
4 / 25

Unlimited Power!

Cause 5 enemies to be struck down by lightning in Town
0 / 5

The Governator

Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)

Ding Dong Death!

Cause an enemy to be crushed by the bell in Gravedanger

Grave Robber

Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)

Disturbance In The Force

Cause five enemies to be consumed by restless souls in Gravedanger
0 / 5

Man-at-Arms

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms

Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?

Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms

Variété

As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life

Garderobes

Oh, wee wee!

Grim Reaper

Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms

Sacre Blur!

Kill an enemy while blinded

Parisian Harvest

Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
2,838 / 1,000,000

Feel My Shaft Within

Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
2,838 / 100,000

Meat Tenderizer

Kill 100 enemies using your mace
0 / 100

French Kiss

Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
1 / 50

Mighty Foot Engaged

Kill an enemy with a kick

Omlette Au Perroquet

As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
0 / 10

Frenchy Wenchy

As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round

The One Who Knocks

Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
0 / 100

Macetro

Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler

French Submarine

As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming
0 / 50

Kick Up A Fuss

Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
0 / 10

I Get A Kick Out Of You

Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
0 / 100

Le Lapin Sauté

As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
0 / 100

Monsieur Limbhurt

Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies

Cross Country

Steal a chest from each team in one life

Lord Of The Grove

Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players)

Seven Years In The Making

Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
1 / 7

Art Of Defense

Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
0 / 50

Assigir's Challenge

Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row

He Did It To Me!

Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before

Foot Hand Eye Coordination

Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air

Taste Of His Own

Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back

Public Enemy #1

Be Nemesis for 5 players or more

Robyn Hode

Return 200 chests
3 / 200

My House!

Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under

Worth The Wait

Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest

The Promised Land

Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life

Was The Sun In Your Eyes?

Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm
1 / 20

Fond Of Sharp Things?

Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)

Here's Lookin At You Kid

Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
0 / 5

Treaty Of Friendship

Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)

Giddy Up

Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)

Horsin' Around

Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds

Triple Crown

Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara

Ragnarok Is A Pony

Win 10 rounds on Cara
3 / 10

Crabby Hooker

Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll

Half Measure

Wipe out 4 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)

Full Measure

Wipe out 8 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)

YeeHaa!

Win 10 rounds in Desertruin
1 / 10

Once Bitten, Frost Shy

Win 10 rounds in Frostbite
2 / 10

Garrison Fort

Cause someone to die by releasing the death barrel in tw_fort

Holdin' Down The Fort

Win 10 rounds in Fort
4 / 10

Tug The War

Raise the cage on Townsquare for your team and have your team capture all of the chests at the start of the round

Medieval Justice

In Townsquare, kill an enemy with the cage

City Merchant

Win a round on Townsquare while your team has control of all chests

Captain's Quarters!

Win a game on te_tortuga in under 6 minutes

Keeper's Finders

Capture and hold at least one territory for an entire round on te_tortuga

Feeding Fishies

Win a round in tw_tortuga by getting the last kill with the shark or piranhas

Pinned Down

Block 10,000 ranged damage with the shield
0 / 10,000

Coup de Grâce

Kill 4 enemies affected by a single Man-at-Arms special

War, War Never Changes

Dominate an enemy Sharpshooter

Spamalot

Land 15 consecutive arrows

Green Streak

Kill 3 enemies in a fart cloud using your dual wield

Go Berserk!

Destroy 3 shields in one life as Berserker

Fifty Shades Of Gestir

As Gestir kill a single enemy by using all of your weapons on them

Old Age Doesn't Come Alone

Conquer a territory with 4 other Gestirs

Watch Me Right Hook!

Kill 100 enemies with the punch
0 / 100

House Of Wolves

Assist 100 kills with throwing axes
0 / 100

Early Bird

Be the first one to capture a territory or booty on your team by yourself as a Skirmisher

Premature Detonation

Kill 2 enemies with a keg by shooting it with the flintlock

Skjalg's Surprise Ending

Win a round on tw_fort using the barrel for the last kill

Bondi

Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Bondi

Raised By Wolves

Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your flatbow or atlatl
0 / 20

Green Team

Assist 100 kills as Bondi
4 / 100

Lay Low Aim High

Kill 5 enemies with atlatl headshot while crouched and not moving
0 / 5

Bondi, Janus Bondi

Dominate an Archer or a Sharpshooter

We're Having Parrot Tonight

Hunt down 20 enemy parrots with the flatbow
9 / 20

Hunting Season

Kill 3 enemies with the flatbow within 10 seconds

Long Distance Relationship

Kill an enemy with the atlatl or flatbow from 100 ft

Got Something To Prove Kid?

Amass 1000 objective points as a Bondi
44 / 1,000

You Wood

As a Bondi, collect 50 missed bolts/arrows from the environment (not pickups)
44 / 50

Anyway You Slice It

Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the seax
83 / 100,000

The Gutting

Kill 25 enemies using the seax
1 / 25

Reinventing Archery

Kill 10 enemies with Rapid Fire special
7 / 10

Hiding in The Daisies

Kill 2 enemies in a row using Rapid Fire special while pushing up daisies

Beast Mode

Kill 3 enemies with Rapid Fire special in one life

John Connor

Kill 50 bots
0 / 50

Rise Of The Machines

Kill 250 bots
0 / 250

Judgement Day

Kill 1000 bots
0 / 1,000

Hurtcules! Hurtcules!

Win 10 rounds in Glacier
0 / 10

Polar Bear Dip

In Glacier, kill 5 enemies using freezing water
0 / 5

How Much Does A Polar Bear Weigh

Destroy 10 ice blocks in Glacier
0 / 10

Royal Assassin

Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the stiletto
19,312 / 100,000

Deadly Arts

Kill 2 enemies with caltrops in a single life

Bootylicious

Capture 10 enemy chests in one round

That's What She Said

Finish off 25 enemies with a teammate's assistance
7 / 25

It's A Trap!

Kill 15 enemies with the crossbow pistol while they're under the effects of caltrops
0 / 15
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