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5
23.0 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of (they fixed every bug!!!)
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{Opinion}---
The Game is good, the physics are crazy realistic (the game is too realistic once i forgot that i was in the game and hit the chandelier idk the name) you should try it if youre rich or very rich. The best thing is killing Fords in sandbox, if youre bored and dont want to do the story jut download 690 mods and kill deadpool fords, cop fords, heck even BATMAN🦇🦇🦇. The game is just too good buy it or batman and deadpool ford will kil u💀
Posted 28 October, 2024. Last edited 4 November, 2024.
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1.1 hrs on record
Przeszedłem gre w godzinie, jestem niczym jak chuck norris. Zamiast ojciec to ja poszedlem po mleko. 10/10
Posted 20 October, 2024.
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308.7 hrs on record (245.2 hrs at review time)
GGOAT (Greatest Game Of All Time)
Difficulty:
☑️Easy as hell (easier than counting to three)
⬜Medium
⬜HARD
⬜Elden Rings

Graphics:
⬜♥♥♥♥♥♥ ahh
⬜Playable
⬜Even Good
⬜Beautiful
☑️Better than CS2 and EAFC24 Combined

What PC do you need🤔
⬜ You're grandma PC
☑️Low-end PC
☑️NASA PC

Soundtrack:
⬜🤮
⬜Turn off and listen to Spotify
⬜Maybe good Maybe ♥♥♥♥
⬜Ok
⬜Good
☑️Open Spotify and Turn on All the soundtracks on 10 speakers

Gameplay:
⬜Bad
⬜Ok
⬜Good
⬜Very Good
☑️🥷🏿 Its PVZ its the best

Story:
⬜Minecraft Has a story too
⬜Not interesing
⬜Boring ahhh
☑️RDR2 ahh story

Game time:
⬜1 hour
⬜30-60 hours
⬜120-240 hours
☑️+500 hours

Secrets:
⬜No secrets
⬜Easily to find
☑️51 golden gnomes everywhere

Maps (offline and online)
⬜All the same
⬜Different but All Boring
☑️All maps are Different and All have secrets🤫

Cost:
⬜Not affordable
⬜Wait for a sale
☑️BUY RIGHT NOW, ITS SO GOOD
☑️Beatiful

The game is the best PVZ game, it Has 8k players RIGHT NOW and is 8 YEARS OLD! if you want to have a Beatiful summer with your friend/s BUY RIGHT NOW!

Posted 31 July, 2024.
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2.0 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Niby fajny ale nie mam pliku sys 32 i jakies okienka wyskakują przy włączaniu kompa 10/10 ps. zabił mi znajomych to 8/10
Posted 29 June, 2024.
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4.8 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Moge być fredber i zabijać teletubisie w pizzeri (czuje satysfakcje) (dodajcie sf4styk3)
Posted 12 November, 2023.
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292.7 hrs on record (253.1 hrs at review time)
Panie i Panowie psychika juz nie psychikuje, pieniądze nie pienądzują
Posted 21 October, 2023.
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34.5 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
ton 618
Posted 1 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Pink n***er
Posted 17 September, 2023.
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1.1 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Grafika: pixelowa ale fajna
Gameplay: bardzo fajny
Muzyka: po jakimś czasie wkurza
Animacja: spoko jest
znudzi się po bardzo długim czasie (jeżeli jesteś cierpliwy)
a jak nie jesteś cierpliwy to po kilkunastu dniach
Overral: 10/10
jak pomogłem to prosze bardzo
uWu
Posted 29 June, 2022.
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45.2 hrs on record (45.1 hrs at review time)
i love playing as a french hitman (bonjour) (croissant)
Posted 28 June, 2022. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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