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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:31am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:34am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:39am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:31am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:14am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:12am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:27am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:42pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:27pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:25am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:29pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:34am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:26am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:27pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:47am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:59pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:48am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:31am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:51pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:30am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:42pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:36am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:30pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:12am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:28am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 1:46am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 3:19am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:24am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:28am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:48pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:12am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:09am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked