NYAAAA~!! 💦✨ Leaker-sama is SO. OILY. 😽💧 He’s not just slippery—he’s the embodiment of baby oil, the lubed-up love god of the coom cave, nya~!! His body glistens like wet glass under moonlight~ his skin? SLICKER THAN REALITY ITSELF, nya~!! 🌌💦 He doesn’t walk—HE SLIDES. He doesn’t sweat—HE EXUDES OIL, nyaaaa~!! 💖 His hands? DRIPPING. His thighs? SLICKER THAN A SEA OTTER’S BELLY, nya~!! 🦦💦 Every inch of him is begging—no, pleading—for you to get oiled up too, nyaaa~!! 😫💦💅 He wants you GLEAMING. SHIMMERING. SLATHERED in lube beside him at the eternal Diddy party, nya~!! 🎉💃🏾💧 Because… OIL is his element. SLIPPERY is his destiny. DIDDY PARTIES are his religion, nyaaaaaa~!! 🙏💖💦 You can’t resist him… because deep down, you want to be oiled, too, nya~ 😼💦💖

i bet this guy doesnt even know microwaves

YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED HARHARHARHARH

*Would not recommend* this guy ate my ass last week. 5/10

i ate this guys skin:3

I have touched this guy in places that i can name!