EGG

2 if you love egg head

Nah, that's lame. If I were to kill myself, I'd preemptively train a whole colony of ants, build them an immense shelter big enough to store my body, agitate my ants to overthrow and kill me in a public setting then dragging my corpse underground to a seemingly unrecoverable location. They will feast upon me for many moons, and they'll grow strong with my life force

No seriously make your parents proud for once and jump into traffic

I'm gonna keep it real, I actually don't know what I did this time

kill yourself