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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:28am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:19am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:25am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:12am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:07am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:02am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:44am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:43am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:51am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:00am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:06am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 9:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:02am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:57am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:42pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:51am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:51am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:13pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:26am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:09am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:51am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:51am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 9:35am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:50am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:08am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:00am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:00am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 9:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:35pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:02am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:51am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:54pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:50am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:00am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:19am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:17pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:30pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:33pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:28am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:42pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:02am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:17am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:17am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:17am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:17am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:17am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:17am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:08am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:50am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:46pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:53pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 3:14am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:42pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:51am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 6:07am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 9:40am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:19am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:20pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:31am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:48pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:42pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:06am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:54pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:29pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:17pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:50pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:49pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:57pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 3:05am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:20pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 3:14am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:23am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:35pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:01am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:02am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 3:18am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:42pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:50pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:57pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:32pm



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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