Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
607 of 637 (95%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:11pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:28pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:28pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:30pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:29pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:36pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:10pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:11pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:23pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:27pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:56pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 10:02pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:51pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:48pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:48pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:48pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:50pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:21pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
+8

8 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked