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10.7 hrs on record
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Posted 30 November, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
I really tried to give this game a chance, but on closer inspection it just became obvious that I was just in denial about my main concern: The artwork and music of this game is entirely (or at the very least, mostly) AI generated. If that is somehow not enough to keep you from trying out this game, skip to the third paragraph.

I'm honestly really disapointed. I played through the Test Trilogy and although the core idea of these games also wasn't very original, it was still a quite touching and personal expirience. Quite frankly, none of that charm survived in this entry.

The only thing that's original about this game is the story and dialogue, and it's really not good. The story is very simple and predictable and the dialogue lacks any subtlety. It's overall just really noticeable that no love or care was put into this game whatsoever.

I know the developers read every comment, so I'm mostly trying to reach them with these following words: I bet you guys could make amazing expiriences if you just actually poured the passion into your games you say you do. I know it's hard for indie games to reach any sort of audience, but just pumping out garbage like this is the first step in ensuring that your game will not succeed. I will not keep my hopes up for any future realeases from this studio, but if visable improvements are made, you can count on me that I'll be here to give them a second chance.
Posted 15 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record
#FixCS2
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Stop making DLCs and update Germany instead of making this, this is just ridiculous. Neither Peru, Bolivia, Columbia nor Venezuela included. If you wanna play in South America, play En Unión y Libertad.
Posted 7 March, 2024.
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19.9 hrs on record
Made me the most emotional for the smelly old man who kidnapped and murdered me. Would recommend
Posted 29 February, 2024.
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1.9 hrs on record
You might be the type to belive in personality tests, you might not. In the end, this doesn't really matter for this trilogy. The expirence comes from exploring your own mind with these questions, not from the outcome. This entire series is seriously worth your time and money.
It should however definetly be noted that the possibility for the games to randomly freeze, not just including this game, but the two prequels as well, should be looked into and fixed by the developers. There sadly doesn't seem to be a specific trigger for this bug however.

Also, I hate you for breaking my heart with the question about the dog and the old neighbor.

Fairness
Talented
Solace
Posted 18 January, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
92.2 hrs on record (44.4 hrs at review time)
You play as Super Mario and have to launder money to become the Pizza Tower. Would recommend.
Posted 2 September, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
64.7 hrs on record
Please don't play this game. Public Lobbys are a chaotic mess of inactive players, newbies and these guys who apparently have nothing better to do than pouring their entire life into this game. Private RP Lobbies are a bit better, but these also fall apart quite quickly after players get tiered of sitting around for 10 days and waiting. Oh yeah, have I not mentioned? This game runs on real-time and troops take litteral hours moving a reasonable distance on the map.
If you don't want to waste your lifesavings for pay-to-win bonuses or your sleep shedule to gain an advantage while everyone in the lobby is asleep, don't bother.

I'd unironically rather buy Stellaris than play this crap again.
Posted 20 July, 2023.
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137.1 hrs on record (66.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted 23 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Pay 15$ for Lend Lease Moment
Posted 23 September, 2022.
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