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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:16am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 10:44am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 11:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:46am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 4:58am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:16pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 3:51am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 8:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:59am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:05am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:11am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:42am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:20am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:48am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:48am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:48am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:59am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 6:19am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:37am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 11:18am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 6:05am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:31am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:59am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 11:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:14am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 4:36am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:06am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 7:49am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:56am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:56am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 6:11pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 1:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 10:50am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 4:25am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 1:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:07am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:42am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:45am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 10:46am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:39pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:36am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:15am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 6:22am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 7:16am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:16am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 12:35pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:14am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 4:36am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 7:12am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 6:10am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:27am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 10:11am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:46am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:43am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 8:13am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:42am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:45am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 11:58am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:10am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:54am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 3:45am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:13am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 4:58am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 7:21am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 8:33am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:15am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:56am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 9:11am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 2:07pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:45am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:45am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:04am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:55am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 8:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:38am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:45am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:24am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:52am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 3:53am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 3:53am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 3:17am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 7:11am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:01am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 10:46am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 6:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:40am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 3:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:10am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:10am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 10:46am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 6:28pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:55am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 8:13am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 11:48am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:56am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 12:33pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 5:23am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 7:02am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:46am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 10:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 7:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 11:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:26am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:46am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 5:58am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:48am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:34pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:13pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 2:43am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:10am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 8:13am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:32am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:37am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:45am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:52am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:20am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:10pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 1:34pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:00am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:13pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 11:21am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 12:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:56am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 5:05am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:10am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 12:22pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 4:27pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:51am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:07am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 11:00am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:16am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:14am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:39am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:37am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:42am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:46am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:54am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:20am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:20am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:56am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 7:19am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 7:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 9:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:12am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 9:41am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 2:59am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:04am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 7:02am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:14pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:18am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:25am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:54am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:15am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:21am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:04pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:56am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:24am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 8:43am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:55am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:23am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:51am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:08am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:10am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 10:28am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:17am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 12:05pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 9:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:24am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:48am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:53am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:50am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:54am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:40pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:21am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:21am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:56am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:18am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:21am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:57am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:57am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:18am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:28pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 9:36am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 11:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:23am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 10:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:30pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:18am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 12:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:18am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:23am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 4:10am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 9:18am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:57am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:18am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:28pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 1:22am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 9:40am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 5:04pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 6:04am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:10am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:51am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:10am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 11:19am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 4:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:41pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 11:19am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 12:45pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:02am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 6:07am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:51am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:16am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 10:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 2:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:20am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 2:41pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 5:19am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:19am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:10pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 9:36am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:34am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:43am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:18am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:28pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 9:40am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 9:57am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 9:57am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 5:57am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 10:27am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 11:14am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 10:46am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 1:22am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 9:40am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:55am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 4:17am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 10:27am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 10:32am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 6:06am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 9:23am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:54am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:14am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:55am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 10:31am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:52am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 8:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:54am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:56am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 10:53am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 9:32am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 10:32am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:09pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:59am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:26am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:16am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:16am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 12:49pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:09pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:31am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:03am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 2:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 5:58am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:56am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:00am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 3:50pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 1:22am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 11:00am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 6:03am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:59am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:56pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 9:38am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 11:00am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 3:45am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 5:12pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 2:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 10:27am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 12:30pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 6:06am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:31am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 8:07am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:04am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 3:25am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:13pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:20am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 6:10am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:48am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:52am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:14am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:07am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 4:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 10:34am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 2:21am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 1:22am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 11:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 3:45am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 9:33am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 5:57am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 10:27am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 10:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 5:37am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 1:30am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:55am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 2:10pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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