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You know who it is. It's ya boy, dreamy, and I just want to get on here and squash a little bit- a little MYTH that keeps RINGING in my DMs and RINGING in my timeline... SELF PLEASURE DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY. Self pleasure does not make you straight. Self pleasure does not make you a trans. What is elf pleasure? When you pleasure yo DAMN self. Whether you're gay, straight, trans, all these other -EXUALS that you like to put out here, I don't care what it is when you pleasure your damn self- Half of these damn dildos out here look like ♥♥♥♥♥- do I have the choice- am I the manufacturing of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toys? Hell no. laughing Yall hear what I'm saying- IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU ALL THESE TITLES. I do it because I like it for mySELF. That's. The. Damn. Plain. Simple. Truth. You get it? Alright, be blessed.

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