Can i eat you

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Help me theres someone harassing me on my profie

Hey, I'm really sorry for doing this but I actually can't take it anymore. You don't like yaoi enough to be with me. I've already told you MULTIPLE TIMES that I can ONLY date true fujoshis, and you just don't fit the criteria. You refused to watch Junjou Romantica last week and last night you didn't want to read Dear Gene with me on Discord vc.. and now I know you're definitely not the one for me. I was already planning on proposing to you when you mentioned you were a fujoshi after we talked about Utapri for 2 hours but now I can see that you're just some poser who lied to me and wants to see me suffer. I don't know if I can truly forgive you for this and I'm going to have to stop talking to you for a while so I can heal. Bye.

Dost thou love me?
I know thou wilt say 'Ay;' and I will take thy word.
Yet if thou swearest, thou mayest prove false. At lovers' perjuries* they say Jove* laughs.
C gentle Romeo, if thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully.
Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won, I'll frown, and be perverse, and say thee nay.