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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:55am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:03pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:29am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:52pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:01am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:11am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:32pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:02am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:41am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:06am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:53pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:05pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:02am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:52am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:19pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:24pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:25am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:03pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:13am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:13pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:03am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:28am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:52am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:03am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:00am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:36am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:06am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:32pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:21pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:35pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:39am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:05am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:54am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:11am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:16pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:37pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:52pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:16pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:17pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:10am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:23pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:32pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:16pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:28pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:37pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:37pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:08pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:53pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:19am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:52pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:23pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:32pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:28pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:06pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:57pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:29am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:18pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:37pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:53pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:20pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:08pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:21am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:52pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:12am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:12pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:25pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:25pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:31pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:48pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:58pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:58pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:59pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:40pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:48pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:39am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:46pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:57am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:32am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:43pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:25pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:34pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:39pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:24pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:45pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:44pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:04pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:05pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:03pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:32pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:49pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:21pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:25pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:05pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:11pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:48pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:48pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:43pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:39pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:11pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:31pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:00pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:12pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:12pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:36pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:02am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:51pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:53pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:25pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:31am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:31pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:32pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:16pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:25pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:08pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:08pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:08pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:32pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:48pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:49am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:49am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:11pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:51pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:28pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:44pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:48pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:48pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:05pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:22pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:32pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:31pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:22pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:23pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:50pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:50pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:36pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:47pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:05pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:34pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:11am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:32pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:26pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:26pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:26pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:46pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:27pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:22pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:49pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:59pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:38pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:33pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:16pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:19pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:03pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:23pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:36pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:53pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:12pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:12pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:26pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:48pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:27pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:33pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:47pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:51pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:46am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:36pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:05pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:02pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:37pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:05pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:46pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:43pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:13am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:21pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:25pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:32pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:47pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:25pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:46pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:39pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:39am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:02pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:53pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:12pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:44pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:48pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:48pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:32pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:53pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:38pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:48pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:48pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:53pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:51pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:56pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:33pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:59pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:47pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:29pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:48pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:22pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:32pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:24am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:24pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:57pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:45pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:50pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:33pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:34pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:28pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:39pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:05pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:53pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:28pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:52pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:45pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:25pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:59pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:03pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:39pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:35pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked