so this guy is a nime kid

-Rep my girl cheated on me with him and I found her braiding his butthair on my sofa when I was "away on a trip". The two of them were watching Highschool DxD together fully unclothed and she was licking his sweat out his armpits for him whilst she gave him butthair braids. Not only that but he had started a massive orgy in my house and when I got there and told him to leave he just started twerking and saying "shake em man shake em!" while his long luscious butthair braid waved back and forth and slapped me in the face.

I grabbed it and squeezed all the sweat out into my girls mouth as revenge, then plotted for the next 3 years by slipping little bits of iron into both of their foods when they weren't looking. After 3 years I got a giant magnet attached to a helicopter and they were attached to it because of the iron and so I picked them up and took my girl to the grand canyon where she could be fed on by ostriches and then I took him to his friend Daniel Bagel's house to get eaten and gobbled up.

bare untrustable

this guy is a ♥♥♥♥♥

just played rust with this guy called me a dirty pig and started spitting on me in game chat. then he procceded to doorcamp me for 2.5 hours straight -rep tbh