how to grill lobder tail 👍

stepppppp one: cut open the lobedr tall shell with kitchen shears and use knife too cut the meat

step 2: use hands ta pry the thingy openm

3step: lemon juice on my meat

4; shove an slice of BUT-TER in-between meat. SPEAKING OF BUTTER, melt some to dip in later

foot 5: put on grilling device. they take somewhere arou d 15mins to coc'k. close lid to grill and dont look at them for 15mins. heat go bye bye if look

leg 6: after 15mins and they are no longer trans parent take fish tail off grilling device

number that is considered lucky: eat and use butter you melted to dip

https://youtu.be/PBoRkGd-gVI?si=5PSo2CceMpdkPCjx <--- better lobher cooker

favorites irl people:

you 👍 (airfried my balls. were they good?)

Victor Weischwanze (gave my husband a bigger d♥♥♥)

Perseus Shingleballs (killed the great bug dictator with his big black gauntlet dagger and freeing me)

Radomir Steve Meyer (walked my pet redneck)

Zaff Muddlefrip Schulze (is my jumpingspider husband)

Silas Zimmermann (gave me my waterproof danny devito socks)

Khalid Balfwood (⍑𝙹!¡ᒷ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᓭᒷᒷ ⍑ᒷᔑ⍊ᒷリ. ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ꖎᒷᔑ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ 𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᓭ⍑𝙹∷ᒷ; ╎リℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ∷リᔑꖎ ↸ᔑ∷ꖌリᒷᓭᓭ; ╎リℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᔑ ⎓╎∷ᒷ ᔑリ↸ ╎リℸ ̣ 𝙹 ╎ᓵᒷ.)

Isis Scumgrub Thinweskr (was the priest at my wedding and married me to a jumpingspider)

Wilfred Bauer (buried my murder shovel with my murder shovel)

notes:

i am not actually married to a jumpingspider, you goofy pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

im a ballmouse gamer so next time you NERDS die to me just realize you died to someone using a goddang BALLMOUSE. also i do like balls in my hand

im not your average joe. i listen to Weird Al Yackabitch and FURRY ASMR - Cat Roommate Shows You Around the House. (Roleplay) (Rambling) (Purring) (Meows) before i go to sleep. am i really someone you want to mess with?

i almost never mean any of my insults. . . almost

I. HATE. PYRO MAINS. WHEN I SAY HATE, I HATTTTEEEE PYROS. ALL THEY DO IS SPAM AND ACT LIKE THEY HAVE SKILL. YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS SKILL? PLAYING LITERLY ANY, OTHER, CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you single handedly ruin thousands of people's day by playing pyro. please UPGRADE YOURSELF if you play pyro. if i could say slurs i would appsolutely YELL THEM AT THE FOOLISH FU♥♥NUTS. either dont play tf2 or DONT PLAY PYRO!!!!!!

someone once called me a "little rock burrowing bug fu♥♥er" and a "wh♥♥♥less barreler" and i cried (and got horny). i dont get mad, i get sad, and when i look at you, i gag. so please, please, PLEASSSSEEEEEEEEEE dont say ANYTHING mean to me or ill get sad and cry (or horny). also greb grimpkit, your days are numbered.

I LOVE ARIZONA SWEET TEA!!!!!!!!!! it taste like GODS PEE and, erm, lets just say i love drinking pee. you cant COUNT how many times i FU♥♥ING MURDERED someone for Arizona Sweet tea on both hands (11 times btw). in other words, it tastes great and its super cheap. ALSO!! Milo's tea is the WORSE store bought tea brand you can buy right next to Brisk and MAYBE Pure leaf

not to be racist but why does all pop music sound the same? pop just means popular. what is so 'popular' about this kind of sound? what draws people towards this? it just sounds like noise to me. not even good noise its the bad kind of noise. most pop isnt even that good. the only pop i listen to is 2010 whoop music which is CLEARLY the only good kind of pop. why is pop pretty much the only thing on the radio nowadays? cant a man listen to some catstep without going through a hundred pop challenges before hand? like jeezy cheesy man

how are people afraid of spiders? i dont get it. if spiders are so "harmful" than why the fu♥♥ have i been bit by one at least 19 times? BECAUSE THEYRE CUTE AND HARMLESS!!! adorable even. if you find a harmful one just keep your distance and dont annoy it. if you annoy it, it'll burn off your ball hair and eyebrows. im the most fearful person i know and im not even afraid of the cuties. so what is keeping these BIT♥♥ A♥♥ COWARDS running from the lil bugs? spiders are so much more scared of you. you are a tall naked monkey. the spider is probably pissin' its pants off the zeptosecond its 8 eyes lay gaze on you. then you go ahead and run off like a little baby that just got aborted. what are you? a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ candy-ass? get that shizzle outta here.

I LOVE LBP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sometimes the sackboy speaks to me. he tells me to buried myself alive. the day the servers went down was the day i started snorting burnt baby dust. i had like 50 or so plays on one level so, uhm, yeah, not to brag, but im a bit of a developer. lbp was my favorite game growing up (my second was the minecraft console edition battle and tumble gamemodes). i would KILL to bring it all back, but that almost never works 😔

THE CAPLOCK KEY IS THE MOST USED KEY ON MY KEYBOARD. CAPS ARE USEFUL FOR CONVEYING SATIRE AND IT HELPS TO EMPHASIZE WORDS. IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO CONVEY YELLING OR SOMETIMES EXCITE WHICH IS VERY USEFUL. DO NOT ASSUME, I AM A VERY QUIET PERSON IN REAL LIFE. ITS JUST THAT I LIKE YELLING ON THE INTERNETS (AS YOU CAN TELL). I ALSO USE ALOT OF EMOJIS. EMOJIS CAN ALSO CONVEY SATIRE. THEY ADD MORE PERSONALITY TO TEXTS/MESSAGES TOO. YOU MAY BE ASKING, HOW DO YOU USE EMOJIS ON PC? SIMPLE. WINDOW KEY + PERIOD. BUT SADLY MY WINDOW KEY ISNT WORKING, SO IM PRETTY MUCH FU♥♥ED. AND IM NOT USING A COPYPASTE BOARD.

i get most of my insults from the 1500–1800s and the gta5 rednecks if it isnt obvious enough, you sh♥♥nick.

crushes (or just think is cute (or both)):

king slime

superhot dudes

metro cops (theyre so cute. i wanna pet one like a cat)

danny devito

father seed

spiders (daddy long legs~ i also just wanna tuck a jumpingspider in for bed)

the golfer from terraria (i like golf too we would have alot in common)

the resistance crossbow from half life 2

the crossbow from half life 1

the amazing bulk

scout (dont ask)

TABS dudes

sapient carrots

sapient mushrooms

the invisible man (1933)

sapient hammers

creepers

nick valentine

the old sick moodle from pz (i wanna nurse him back to health)

most space critters

the new uncomfortable moodle from pz (i wanna make him comfortable)

endermen

tangle kelp from pvz (cute emo guy)

trapdoor spiders (lookie how cute this lil goober is https://youtu.be/SP05HpoWwz4?si=s1DP_i-j4bUwRxZ9 )

the grim reaper

favorite quotes:

"Hizzey, gizzirls! y'izzall hizzave t' mizzove izzout the wizzay sizzo the gizzuys can plizzay bizzasketbizzal." -frankie smith

"So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me. please?" -Eminem

"All these damn frenemies, i'm gon' call up poopoo man." -Chief Keef

"lo- lo- lo- lo- lesbian!" -Eminem

"i met Weird Al, now my life has no meaning." -Kevin Temmer

"Bingle bongle dingle dangle, yickedy doo, yickedy da, ping pong, lippy-tappy-too-ta" -
Know Art

"We're just like a gay couple living in our little country house." -Stampy

"She swallow all my kids, she a bad babysitter." -21 Savage

"If you think im a loser, well you suck." -Ween

"Your loves gives me such a thrill. but your love wont pay the bills" -The Flying Lizards

"i like kissing boys, 'cause im a kitty boy kisser" -studi01

"I put out the grease fire with my face." -Weird Al

"Snail man just bombed a casino." -Gazebelle Gaburgably

(you dont deserve to know where and when these people said these quotes)

fav poems:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn:

"For sale: baby sh