You sit to poop, but it never stops. You flush every two minutes. Pinching hurts. The poop accelerates. You call 911. Doctors are baffled. The story trends online. You refuse talk shows. Your septic tank fails. A cult forms. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You're used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You’re moved to a stepladder with a hole. Shovelers ditch buckets, tossing it out windows. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms. Someone falls in. A priest knocks you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. It launches you upward. The poop ignites. Facebook Live hits 1M. 30 feet up. House burns. 60 feet. The torrent is deafening. 5M viewers. Your butthole disintegrated long ago. 1000 feet. NORAD tracks you. City burns. You break the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. No oxygen. 60,000. CNN reports records. 200,000 feet. You’re dead, but the poop continues. NASA loses you. You exceed light speed. The poop accelerates. Forever.

👧 Ѕhαwчt’ѕ 👍 líkє 😃 α 🎵mєlσdч 😾 ín 🤨 mч 😎 hєαd 😿 thαt ✈️í 😨 cαn’t 😷 kєєp 🥴 σn 🏃‍♂️gσt 👊 mє 🥰 ѕíngíng 👄líkє 🤩𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓪

+rep fun game!

+rep, the rage quit during the mori gave me a good chuckle. Good luck next game!

- Legion

-rep unsportsman like

+rep hex gang <3