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cara platinou HITLER WAIFU

I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but one day... I took off my jeans and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just... too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life... but it cannot take over a life that does not exist.

My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.

Vamos dizer que você tem sido uma garota má. Vamos dizer, hipoteticamente, você tem sido uma garota danadinha até. Ok, e se você foi uma garota danadinha, você seria minha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ safada certo? Então hipoteticamente falando, você seria minha tragadora de ♥♥♥♥♥. Agora, vamos dizer que você também é a garotinha do papai.

Agora que nós estabelecemos que você é ambos uma garota má e a garotinha do papai, eu acredito que você concordaria comigo quando eu digo que você merece uma surra. Eu não estou correto? Uma garota má merece uma surra, e como eu sou seu papai, você é minha garota, então eu sou o que deve providenciar castigo.