Mob3rton is the most Skibidi of all the Sigmas

Dear Mob3rton
Despite numerous cease and desist letters, your persistence in extended conversations on experiments including diseased injections, controlled dehydration, biological weapons, hypobaric pressure chamber testing, quad amputees, and vicarious activities relating to the homeless and an abundance of Adderall has warmed my heart.

Despite the numerous allegations surrounding you, I want to be the conviction that sticks.
-Succubus

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hey moberton

im the real mob3rton

There are no chicks with ♥♥♥♥♥ just dudes with tits

+rep funny woman

cool person

Yo I dont know if you'll read this but I'm the guy that got muted for ♥♥♥♥ on scp also would you like to be my friend?

gayming

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p