Mob3rton is the most Skibidi of all the Sigmas

Dear Mob3rton
Despite numerous cease and desist letters, your persistence in extended conversations on experiments including diseased injections, controlled dehydration, biological weapons, hypobaric pressure chamber testing, quad amputees, and vicarious activities relating to the homeless and an abundance of Adderall has warmed my heart.

Despite the numerous allegations surrounding you, I want to be the conviction that sticks.
-Succubus

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hey moberton

im the real mob3rton

There are no chicks with ♥♥♥♥♥ just dudes with tits