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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:36am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 2:53am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:30am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:56am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:06am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:31am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:13am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:35am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:24am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:06am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:07am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:11am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:34am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 9:21am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:11am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:23am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:58am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 12:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:50am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:11am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:57am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:29am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 1:09am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:53am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:06am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:50am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:13am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:46am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:36am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:20am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 1:45am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 1:08am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:40am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:56am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:09am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 8:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 10:06am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:01am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:41am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:41am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:02am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:16am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 10:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:24am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:41am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:06am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:54am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:44am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 9:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:24am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:32am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:20am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 7:58am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:35am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:27am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:48am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:48am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:34am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:08am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 7:04am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:28am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 1:43am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:46am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:11am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 10:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:01am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:11am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:02am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:28am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:22pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:01am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:46am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:38am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:38am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:38am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:24am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:48am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:48am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:54am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:35am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:33am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:06am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:31am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:50am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:03am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:47am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:48am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:48am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 8:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 3:05am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:56am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:35am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:17am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 9:57am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:32am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:34am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:41am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 6:33am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:53pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:36am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:35am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:35am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 11:14am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:23am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:02am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 5:13am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:46am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:46am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:00am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:19am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:11am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:09am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:02am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 5:13am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 2:28am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 10:01am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:27am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:09am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:02am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:57am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:07am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:42am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:47am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 8:35am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 5:14am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:28am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:41am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:01am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:58am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:53am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:08am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 10:21am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:50am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:47am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:54am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:42pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:45am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:05am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:52am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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