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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 10:00am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:17am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:03am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:14am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:03am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:13pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:02am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:36am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:53am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 12:17pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:59am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:28am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:31am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:31am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:16am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 12:57am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 12:55am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:50am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 3:43am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:55am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:50pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:51am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:29pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:01am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:49pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:33am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:40am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:08am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 3:44am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:24pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:03am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:37am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:00am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:58am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 7:51am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:56am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:03am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:03am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:36am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:23pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:43am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:37am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:19pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:39am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:39am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:47am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:39am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:24am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:09am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 10:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:51am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:46am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:04pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:42pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:12am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:12am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:15am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:03am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:26am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:12am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:20am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 9:19am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 9:52am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:08am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 9:18am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 11:35am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:51am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:19pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May @ 2:48pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:43am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:03pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:15am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:52am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:05am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:26am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 7:52am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 7:53am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:42am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:22pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May @ 2:46pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:40pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:12am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:12am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:17am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:05pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:40pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:13am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:13am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:16am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:24am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:19am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 11:35am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:19pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May @ 2:51pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:59am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:01am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:18am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:57am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:49am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:08am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:31am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 6:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:16am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:10am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:08am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:03pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:37am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:18pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:10am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:12am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:24am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:32am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 10:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:54am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:24am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:20am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 10:00am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 10:06am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 9:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:12am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:03am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:07am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:19am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:32am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 6:15am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:46am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:04am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:20am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:24am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:31am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:17am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:32am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 11:43am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:09am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:31am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May @ 2:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:08am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 4:39am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:29am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:44am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:02am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:40am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:24am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:57am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:30am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:58am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:32am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 7:53am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:12am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:50am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:03am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:58am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 11:42am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:55am



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked