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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:20am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:20am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:37pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:00am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:56am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:24am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:54am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:55pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:46am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:28am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:39am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:35pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:35am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:59am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 4:39pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 4:39pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:41am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:13am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:26am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:29am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 4:38pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:25am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:43pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:28am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:24am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:29pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:28am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:22am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:51am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:24am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:40am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:35pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:56pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:24am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:11am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:17am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:30am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:39am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:39am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:53pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:27am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:35am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:15am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:29am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:34am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:37am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:36pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:28am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:16am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:37am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:26am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:56am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:29am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:17pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:12am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:34am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:37am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:12am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:27am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:30am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:36am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:22am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:42am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:21pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:36am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:35am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:26am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:29am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:35am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:18am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:31am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:36am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:38am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:37am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:04pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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