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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:53am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:57am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:59am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:37am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:41am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:07am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:45am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:34am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:22am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 10:31am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:27am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:53am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:40am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:59am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:54am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:42am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:31am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 10:49am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 11:40pm