If your HOA ever tells you you aren’t allowed to put something on your lawn, tell them you will instead apply for an FCC subsidy and use that space to put up a 40 ft AM radio mast. If they try to do anything to stop you from doing so they’ve committed several felonies and you can threaten report them to the FCC, which is more than willing to sue or even threaten legal dissolution of any entity that interferes with the installation of radio infrastructure. Essentially let them know that the alternative to anything you want to put in your yard that they don’t like is a radio tower

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-rep We went out at a nice date at the Wendy's at El Paso, he didn't call me back. I thought he liked me since he flirted with me but I guess not. It's okay I know i'm not the one for everyone. It still hurts when you get ignored after the first date. It's understandable and I hope you can find the one. Thanks for the 4 for $4.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.