Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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I VISITED LJ for a few months recently and got the distinct impression that the University-Students & the Workforce have to “Hush-Up” around LJ & might be pressured by the mOneyed-Elite those who pull-all-the-strings because everyone around there is in-their-pockets
Almost every commoner I chatted-with, kept insisting that I should "BE-Quieter" and “Don’t-Be too –Vocal” and “Tone-Down-Your-Singing”
D’you think the moneyed-Elite up there in LJ could possibly be folding-away some dirty-laundry up-in-the-hills nearby?
D’you think the Rx-Pharmaceutical-Druggists down in their many Chemical-Labs might possibly be trying to Quietly-Secretly-Covertly stir-up more batches of Grotesque-Poisons in the Labs nearby, which they can Sell-to-The –Masses as Healthcare-Supplements?
but then again, those same words were leveled-at-me by the local rich-moneyed-elite & the Pharmaceutical –Druggists: they told me to KEEP MY COPNSPIRACIES QUIETED-DOWN! & BE QUIET,AND TAKE YOUR MEDS!

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If your HOA ever tells you you aren’t allowed to put something on your lawn, tell them you will instead apply for an FCC subsidy and use that space to put up a 40 ft AM radio mast. If they try to do anything to stop you from doing so they’ve committed several felonies and you can threaten report them to the FCC, which is more than willing to sue or even threaten legal dissolution of any entity that interferes with the installation of radio infrastructure. Essentially let them know that the alternative to anything you want to put in your yard that they don’t like is a radio tower

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