Recent reviews by flare

Look how the massacred my boy.

The ideas quality ranges from actually really good to why the hell is this here, with near-universally mid-bad execution. And that would be bad enough on it's own, if they didn't butcher THE BASE GAME while they were at it. Nearly everything is FPS dependant now, meaning until it's updated it's optimal to play at 30fps with the exception of loader who wants as high as it can possibly get for more speed.

Seeker is good! Slightly underpowered, pretty buggy with the special, PLEASE GIVE THEM MORE THAN 1 ALT ABILITY
Chef seems pretty good. Some decisions are just weird, you can't look up with M2, it'll always be in front of you, and don't get me started on the cleavers
[REDACTED] is choppy as ♥♥♥♥ and should not be release in this state. Honestly, you could describe the whole DLC like that.

I don't blame hopoo. I don't even fully blame gearbox, though design-wise there's some truly awful ideas in here. Take-Two (the 2K sports game bastards) bought out gearbox and likely forced this deadline way too early, and now the entire community's trust is gone.
Don't buy this.

finished the game in 91 minutes so i could refund this ♥♥♥♥
don't play this game

this is vampire survivors on so many different drugs that it's simply incomprehensible if you're trying to actually understand this

unironic must-play if you like roguelikes and/or bullet hells
(i hope you like an ounce of phych horror for good measure)

this game is a power trip until you get one-tapped by a slug

great game

theif + bear potion = you are bear now
with a custom set of level up stuff, gear and sprites
that is the only way to get it
little touches man