Enjoy playing 2 button heroes and kissing others backside but but but when you're bored then just come to me and I'll donate you a legend account as animal charity

Why only 100 mmr when I can donate you the next rank medal which is legend so like I said no need to kiss others asses just become my loyal dog and I'll throw you the next rank medal in return

I mean already +100 mmr since then and ongoing, but I guess it takes a special kind of nab like you to flex that you can uprank from guardian. Well congrats that would mean you have half a functioning brain, tho indeed for ya it would be an improvement XD

you probably need a rebirth to climb the next rank medal or even more higher than that but i can do that within 30 days or a month now thats more ironic isnt it lel

but i have a solution how about kiss my backside only once and ill throw you the cookie or next rank medal from archon whatever its in return

and a guardian talking about rank makes this even more ironic