Day in the life of a true hallownest geezer. Wake up and meet the wife Bretta. My little princess, isn’t she beautiful. Time to take Grimmothy to Football. Rev up the crystal heart yeee! Quick stop at Quirrel’s and load up that plate. Get a soul. Colosseum looking lovely today lads. Just a bit of banter. The hot springs make a 38-0 loss better. Pop down local Dirtmouth, good old rancid eggs look at that. Bretta made dinner, lovely. Pop down and have a couple souls with the lads. And finish up at the TEMPLE OF THE BLACK EGG!