child po's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:25pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:35am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:47pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:28am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:21am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:53pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:03am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:38am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:03am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:11am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:47am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:22pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:19am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:11am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:21am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:42am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:05am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:22am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:09am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:44am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:41am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:41am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:58am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:06am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:45am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:44am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:25am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:53am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:43am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:48am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:01pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:10pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:15am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:44pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:47pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:09am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:47pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:51pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:26am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:44am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:24am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:43am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:25pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:27pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:13am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:12pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:14pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:14am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:31pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:08am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:02am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:06am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:19pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:02pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:29am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:21am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:21am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:37pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:50am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:20am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:07pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:15am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:19pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:26am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:28pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:49pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:30am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 8:02pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 12:10am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:07pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:13am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:55am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:15pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 12:43am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:18pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 11:51am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm