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64.3 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
RTT游戏很好的满足了我对现代战争的想象,有空中突击,有远程火力压制,有钢铁洪流,很好地还原了现代战术的风味
Posted 19 June.
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420.6 hrs on record (349.1 hrs at review time)
前两天有个女生加我微信,约我打丝瓜,说是在朋友那里听说过我,很期待和我打随机攻防,笑死,还没见过这么狂的,直接微信下战书?
我跟那个泄露我微信的朋友打听怎么回事,朋友笑嘻嘻的说人家想约你很久了,让我好好准备。 md真是被看扁了啊!老子从小打squad,小区里有个大爷是退役装甲兵,手把手的教了我好几年。要不是家里催着上学老子差点去陆军服役。
不过这娘们既然敢挑事儿,估计也有点能耐。正好最近准备考试有点疏于练习了,万一失误岂不坏了我一世英名?
俗话说苍鹰博兔亦用全力,老子直接翘课,约来隔壁战队的同学打了一个星期的训练赛,节奏严格控制,晚上还做几组抗筒子训练。
到了决战那天,老子以巅峰状态停在巴士拉上,像个战神。那天,我仿佛回到了那个打败教我载具的老师、制霸整个战队无敌手的下午。
我的青春在燃烧,对手也进了场。她果然也准备充分,穿着清凉的蓝底碎花裙、长发飘飘裙角飞扬。看睫毛的长度和嘴唇的色泽,似乎还化了妆。这tm准备的方向完全不对劲吧?你以为是在约会?纯度太低了。不行,我必须给她上一课,让她明白只有"全部都献给squad的人才配赢得胜利!”于是我使出浑身解数,全程油门和烟雾齐飞,两局一百八十分钟剃了她个光头。你赶路不加力,拐弯不收油,组员技术低,机动就乱跑,没一个要点像样的!就凭这还想和我同场竞技?做你的美梦!我心中暗暗想道。赛后,女生如同中了葵花点穴手般拎着鼠标愣在原地,我则和陪练一周的兄弟击掌相庆。为了庆祝胜利,晚上就请他吃火锅吧!不过说真的也没有多少胜利的喜悦,因为赢得实在太简单了。
要是爱情也能有这么简单就好了。
Posted 2 January.
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1.5 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
狗都不玩
Posted 10 August, 2022.
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8.4 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
哟西
Posted 27 June, 2021.
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37.7 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Posted 3 February, 2020.
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106.4 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Posted 2 February, 2020.
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